Ugh

Oh to be a ditto

[named-changed]

If you’re a terf, thinspo, pedo, zoophile, or homophobic

You can interact, just let me know k, I want tear you to shreds <3333

Otherwise dni

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[jacobtheloofah]

i want people to do less for more money and im NOT kidding

[ultrastimpaks]

impusively kissing! kissing when laughing! kissing cheeks to say thanks! kissing noses! kissing foreheads! kissing hands! kissing wrists! kissing temples! kissing fingertips! lazy kissing! goodbye kisses! see you later kisses! wait for me kisses! be right back kisses! that is so stupid but i love you kissing!

[amazoogle]

[the-suckiest-sburb-of-all]

Ive been enjoying this characterization of them the last few days

[montypythonandtheholyblog]

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

❤

[dunhamsanddreamscapes]

[sadxfuzz-deactivated20141025]

today on satan makes a blog post

[mytinygayitalianson-deactivated]

Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.

[clockworkjerk]

Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.

[thelilnan]

i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format

[krossan]

#rottmnt is teaching me that I can push the poses even more. that sometimes I can break anatomy but in exchange, it enforces the exaggeration of the movement and the delivery of the action scene is immaculate!

[viasolaris]

weird scaly pattern

[viasolaris]

weird scaly pattern

[applestruda]

Trying to compliment their way out of murder

[cannibalchicken]

your friends love you, your brain is just mean

[therunwayarchive]

Elizabeth Ayodele at Ulyana Sergeenko, Fall 2019 Haute Couture

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags what brought you to this hellsite and what managed to keep you here for so long

[stayingwoke]

[intergalacticsociety]

But they aren’t documented so they wouldn’t be pa…..nvm

[stayingwoke]

This is a huge misconception for regular Americans. When the government uses the phrase “undocumented” they’re using it incorrectly because if they were truly undocumented then they would’ve be in system. However these immigrants are in the system and they pay taxes, file tax returns and get no benefits that citizens and legal residents get. They also get to see ICE showing up at their doors because the government has their addresses. Fun fact. “Undocumented” workers pays $12 billion dollars every year in taxes. https://www.google.com/amp/www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2016/10/06/how-much-tax-do-americas-undocumented-immigrants-actually-pay-infographic/amp/

[flockof]

Reblogging for info.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

“Undocumented” just means “without papers,” i.e. a social security card, valid visa, etc. They’re still on databases and whatnot, they just don’t have the documentation that allows them to reap the benefits.

[bonusfries]

so if it didn’t click- the government is aware of their presence and gladly taking their money under the table while simultaneously promoting the idea that undocumented people are a threat and encouraging hatred and distrust of them it’s super messed up, literally the scheme of an evil villain, and it’s really happening

[pinche-aquarius]

🗣 undocumented immigrants in Los Angeles contribute more to the GDP than the state of Montana and like 5 other states

[sleepnoises]

here’s transparent salamander hand for you guys to blap against things

[frog-cult-leader]

*blap*

[petbrain]

damn girl you really suck at pretending to be human

[emoji-spells]

💞💏💍🌹✨♾️✨💐🤝👩‍❤️‍👨💞

   ↪ Emoji spell: “I will have commitment in my relationships and friendships.”

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