cringe but free

24F | mdni 🔞 | big 2nd person perspective fan musings about my 2D boyfriends. i've finally accepted that the only way i can be creative is through being weird about weird cartoon men

[nameonalist]

reminders:

🔞 minors DNI, you will be blocked 🔞

🔇 if you don't like what you see, just block me 🔇

💕 doubles are welcome for all my f/os! let me gush with you! 💕

🙅‍♀ i am not and do not endorse proship or darkship 🙅‍♀

→ check out my ao3 (nsfw) ←

read more for f/o list :-)

current main F/Os

Inspector Gadget (1983 cartoon)

Pac-Man (primarily Arcade and Pac-Man World portrayals)

Dr. Neo Cortex (Crash Bandicoot)

other F/Os

Captain Hook (Peter Pan, mostly Disney, but other interpretations also)

Arsene Lupin (Lupin III)

Wario (Super Mario Bros.)

guys i like to look at but aren't F/Os :3

Rusty Venture (The Venture Bros.)

Spamton (Deltarune)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Dividers are from uzmacchiato <3

[geminican]

yeah bro im paying you matter of fact im reaching for my wallet right as we speak

[mongeite]

Аааа … 🫪

[candyheartedchy]

Thinking of a silly little AU where Face works at a daycare and looks after the younger NickJr characters. And my self insert works as a helper.

[autisticlio]

Got inspired.

[candyheartedchy]

So uh, I thought too much about a dumb dynamic…

She’s based on the Al-Mi'raj (a one-horned rabbit) and didn’t really have a name until Iago nicknamed her “Goldie”.

[nameonalist]

I should also update everyone that I'm dating Gadget in Tomodachi Life and Cortex has tried to sabotage our relationship TWICE because he's also in love with me, which has made me very happy.

[nameonalist]

thinking about my s/i's more specifically again. working in the media field the professions I give myself actually become a part of the fantasy too, weirdly. like my IG s/i is a journalist (my old Lupin s/i was one too lol) and my Crash s/i is a nature photographer. although not ideal is the part where that s/i, in a sort of Crocker style, has gone a bit mad trying to prove the existence of Wumpa Island. anyways, I'm already getting way off topic but basically I'm always thinking and scheming regardless of whether I have the energy to actually do something about it... 😔

[have-an-si-who]

Do you have a s/i who works for their f/o?

Do you have a s/i who works for their f/o?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 2

[inspector-gadget-confessions]

[marzii-warzy]

Computah, give me some inspector gadget wire play fanart

[ninfdget]

Here is mine😉

[nameonalist]

Any thoughts on Cortex getting dominated and teased by a werewolf Reader? 👀

I'VE HAD THIS IN MY DRAFTS FOR SO LONG SORRY LOL (im messing with cortex in tomolife rn and it reminded me i neglected this ask)

I got really interested in this idea once I thought about the transformation lowkey being Cortex’s fault. Being in a relationship with him would probably result in some wacky evil science experiment shenanigans in which you may end up 'victim' to (although it's all in good, evil fun). At first it annoys you — having to buy new clothes because they rip, having your communication reduced to howls. But while Cortex is trying to figure out what went wrong and how he can fix it (or, alternatively, how he can replicate it for nefarious purposes), you notice that he might be a little... too interested in your new form. Gloved fingers gently weaving through your fur, admiring its sheen. Insisting to inspect your incisors one too many times. Asking to see you transform...? To an outside observer it might seem like normal evil scientist jazz, but you know him, and you know there's something perverted going on. 

This gives you an entirely new way to fuck with him in a way you couldn't before. Not only are you hot to him, but you're also genuinely dangerous. A lethal combination that sends his adrenaline pumping. Getting just close enough to hurt him, although he knows you never would, a dynamic that's so unbearably delicious to him. You eventually learn how to live with the werewolf curse and decide not to take the antidote, just to keep your little man in his place.

[rainbowpuppyparty]

f / o who is intently focused on their paperwork or reading . . . looking incredibly stern & unreachable . . . until you sit on their lap!

they let out a dramatic sigh , complaining that you are “ disrupting their schedule ” , but their hands immediately find your waist to hold you securely in place anyway.

[zirkkun-games]

📺 I Love TV! RELEASE DAY!! 💗

After about a year of development, THE GAME IS FINALLY RELEASED! Just in time before Chapter 5 releases ^D The Totally Normal dating sim featuring Mr. "Ant" Tenna... and a couple of other guys, too, I guess.

AVAILABLE ON ITCH.IO AND GAMEJOLT!

Find a bug in the game? Feel free to report it here or to send me an ask!

[planefood]

“What would you do if you could meet your fictional crush?” Idk bash their head in with a huge rock #CUTEEEEE

[dr-vasilek]

my brains dont worrrkkk

you know...

[061325]

doing domestic things with your fav who you wouldn’t expect to see in domestic situations. big tough villain fav in a cute little apron making you breakfast. fav who doesn’t need to eat food going grocery shopping with you. fav who looks so so out of place at the laundromat with you. living your life with your fav, doing all the domestic stuff that they never expected to do.