Mari ☀️☀️☀️

19 | AUADHD | Multi-Fandom | Im ngl to you it’s mostly just whatever im hyperfixated on but I organized it

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Welcome To My Blog

About me

Hey all! My name is Marisol! I’m 19 years old and also I am Mexican, Russian, and German! I live in North America but immigrated from Morelia, Mexico. I use She/Her and I identify as agender and aroace. I speak Russian, English, and Spanish. Thank you for visiting my blog!

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Visita mi blog en español aquí.

What I will write for/Please interact!/What I will write

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What I will write for:

One piece

Call of Duty

Jujutsu Kaisen

Haikyuu i guess if you ask for it

Slashers/Serial killers

Avatar: Way of water

Avatar: The last airbender

Demon slayer i guess

Soul Eater

Get Schooled

South Park

Rainbow 6 Siege

Dead by Daylight

Please interact!

Get schooled fans

OP fans

South Park fans who can take a joke

People who like FPS games

Soul eater fans

People who aren’t racist

Neopronoun users

Systems

Horror movie fans

People who like metal music

What I will write

Headcannons

Fluff

Reader x Character

Pairing you with characters

Characters react too

Would I beat them in a fight

Accurate headcannons

Long fics

Short fics

Oneshots

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What I will not write/DNI

What I will not write:

Incest

Smut

Sibcest

Abuse

Noncon

CNC

Rape

Sexual Assault

Crimes that are not cannon

Self-insert x Character

Your oc x character

Rarepairs

Comship

Pedophilia

DNI

Racists

Homophobia

Xenophobia

Antisemitism

Under 13

Pushy Christians

TERFS

Thank you for reading! Be sure to follow the rules or I will not write it ^^

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DBD characters reacting to…

A strong and aggressive survivor who fights them back (sometimes wins)

FT: Ghostface, Trickster, Pyramid Head, Micheal Myers, Spirit, Artist, Hag, Nurse, Huntress, and Sadako. Basically all my faves

Cw- Cannon violence, survivor is very aggressive, survivor is very good at hand to hand and disarming, survivor is around 5’4, survivor is implied yo be Hispanic (I’m projecting with this one my bad) and survivor is G/N with “you” or they/them being used

Tw- Trickster and Ghostface being pervs (not sorry!!!)

A/N: CAN U TELL I LOOOOOOOOVE WOMEN LMAOOOOO spirit is so cute fr like cmere lemme help u get that glass out of u bbg 😚😚 certified lovergirl right here 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

Ghostface

“Annoying little prick”

The first time you hit him, he had you cornered.

*bam* You had hit him right in the diaphragm.

He lost his breath and got knocked back. You put a lot of power behind that punch. Who knew such a small thing could pack so much power? He’s impressed

In your defense, he was all up in your face saying all these lewd things! How could you not punch him?

You got up on him again, and hit him in his nose with your left hand and his jaw with your right, then bounced. Now he’s just plain annoyed with you.

He didn’t get you that trial, and everyone made fun of him for getting bested by such a small little thing.

He was into it though

Trickster

“This is hot”

OH NO HES INTO IT 😢😢

Ur fucked lol!

He thinks you’re basically his girlfriend after the first time you beat his ass.

You had grabbed his wrist to keep him from stabbing you, and twisted his arm the opposite way

As soon as he let go out of shock, you picked it up off the floor and drove it into his stomach, and twisted the blade to get more damage

As soon as you we’re done, you pulled out the knife, and ran, hoping he would die of blood-loss before the match.

He never got the chance to even hook or mori you that round. He’s impressed, angry, and irritated that you messed up his perfect skin.

This trial, he went back to his realm before Danny could make fun of him for getting beat by such a small thing

He had no idea why you did what you did, or why you we’re always over the top when fighting killers back

But to him, you wanted his attention. You are now a fan!

You want his attention? It’s all yours.

Pyramid Head

“What the hell?”

He’s impressed

He’s annoyed

He makes it known by making these groans and grunts whenever he sees you

He makes sure to get you hooked first so that he can get you out of the way

The first time you bit him, you drew a lot of blood.

Who knew Pyramid Head could bleed? Now you know.

He’s mad as fuck lol

He is so pissed off he just straight up kills you

Doesn’t even give you to the entity that round

Just murders you

I mean

You BIT the man 😭

Micheal

“You’re kidding.”

EXTREMELY annoyed

But EXTREMELY interested in you

Because why did you knock the wind out of him with one punch

He thinks you’re weak

And in a way, you are. Because you’re weaker than him

But still stronger than you should be, and way more aggressive as well.

It seems like you always fight the killers back, which surprises everyone

Especially him though.

He sees you carrying firewood back to the campfire for the other survivors and just

Stares at you

Kind of admiring you but way creepier!

He’s way nicer to you in the rounds but still the same old Micheal

Sometimes lets you subconsciously escape him on purpose

Spirit

“Whats the issue exactly”

Doesn’t see why everyone is fussing about you hitting killers

Of course you’re gonna hit killers

But that was until she got hit it the boob by you (for my amab readers, boob hits HURT. Like getting kicked in the balls but for women.)

She is PISSED that you hit her boob and you know it

You are now on her bad side because now she’s just sour about it lol

Every round with her, you’re the last to go

She even made you watch Steve get mori’d

Now you have to stay near the kids whenever its her round because she usually makes them go right in front of you

She is even more brutal because she’s so salty.

Eventually forgets why she’s mad at you, still mad though.

Artist

“How intriguing”

BASICALLY CALLED YOU HOT

Imo you’re winning bruh

She was chasing you and you hid behind a tree when she looked away.

She went looking for you and you gave her a gun punch and when she kneeled over in pain you kneed her in the face and elbowed the back of her head

Damn near knocking her out!

What the fuck man!

She bit your thigh and hooked you but she’s waaaay mor cautious when chasing you because that shit HURT

Hag

“Oh.”

Doesn’t care

She is still going to kill you even if you punch her so hard you knock off her jaw

You fighting back basically motivates her to kill you even more

STILL FINE AS FUCK 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️ come kill me fr

Not gonna be shocked or anything

She would just.. not care

At all

LIKE YOU DONT MATTER TO HER AT ALL 😭😭

Nurse

“Interesting..”

SHE BASICALLY CALLED YOU HOT

Idk man IMO that’s a big fat W

Ignore my bisexuality but SHE IS SO FINE I JUST WANNA ggrrrrrgrgrg BARK

Anyways you hit her with a leg sweep and a rib stomp

Then book it

She’s impressed that you could get that close to her without her noticing

She’s a lot like Micheal

She just subconsciously lets you escape her sometimes

And it’s not even a defeated feeling she gets its more like

“Oh. Oh well 🤷‍♀️”

She also goes easy on you

You guys kinda have like a

“I don’t kill you, you don’t kill me” thing going on

Huntress

“Why won’t you die”

Extremely confident you can’t do to her what you did to ghostface.

You can and you do.

She’s more annoyed that she has to put up with you than she is impressed, but she’s still impressed.

You confused her at first but once she got behind the fact that you can pack a WHOLE lot of punch after you hit her jaw so hard her bunny mask fell off

She just

Left you alone

A lot like Micheal as well

But her letting you escape is just so you don’t hit her again

That or she’ll just hook you first so you CANT knock her mask off

Sadako

“Ugh. What the fuck.”

Seriously annoyed

Thats it

She JUST sees you as annoying

I think she’s basically hag 2.0

You just motivate her to kill you more

Like theres no point in getting anyone else first

You grab a fistful of her hair? She bites you 🤷‍♀️

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Could I take them in a fight; Part 3

Mlist

Ft; Patrick Bateman, Jason Voorhees, Micheal Myers, Brahms Heelshire, and Pyramid Head

A/n- Rules are the same, the higher the score the more likely I don’t win. But these are all my fav slashers 🪼 I AM BISEXUAL BY THE WAY!!

Patrick

I hate Christian Bale so much

I am WINNING

because I will kill him

But Patrick? Maybe I’ll let him live i guess

Still beating his ass

Bcz who are YOU telling to come home w u

Hell no

0/10 i got this guys 🗣️🗣️‼️

Jason

10/10 not winning

Wayyy too strong and wayyy too big

Also knows where to hit and very athletic like me

Could probably out-run me too

But I might not even try

Because I feel bad fr

I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

U don’t get it I just wanna give him a hug bru

Micheal

Come kill me fr

10/10

But still

I wouldn’t exactly mind it ykkk 😇😇

Literally my first crush on a slasher was Micheal

I love him sm

But also I wanna hug him

Brahms

0/10

He wont win

Cuz when he started chasing her talking bout “I need you” BAM RIGHT TO THE DIAPHRAM

He is malnourished

I can bag this easy

Bcz he is PATHETIC

I mean yeah I feel extremely bad for him

But you not gonna chase after ME talkin bout “I need you” ESE WE JUST MET…

Hes alr but clingy asl

Pyramid Head

I am volunteering to be killed by him

Sexiest man alive even tho im in a wlw relationship 😝🔝‼️🔥

I LOVE HIM SM

Fav slasher to play in dbd

10/10 I would never ever win

BUT I DONT EXACTLY MINDDDD 😊😊😊

Come sacrifice me fr

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Could I beat them in a fight: COD

Mlist

Ft: Ghost, Soap, Keegan, Gaz, and Roach

A/N: Ive been hyperfixated on CoD since the shit came out and let me tell u I am biased for Ghost and Soap bcz they’re my faves and I love them. Anyways the higher the rating the less likely I win. BUT ALL OF THESE GUYS R MY FAVES

Ghost

I would RATHER KILL MYSELF than fight him are u joking??

10/10 getting my ass whopped

I think he might actually try and hurt me

Since im a girl he might lay off some but barley any

I don’t think i could ever even get him on the ground fr

Soap

I COULD NEVER

i mean it’s definitely a 10/10 im not winning

But I would never consider it frfr

Bro is too awesome IMO

I just wanna give him a hug

YK WHO HE REMINDS ME OF?

ESE REMINDS ME OF MY DAD!!!!! I love my dad

Keegan

10/10 I would never win

Bro is sexy asl tho

Like have y’all seen his face?

Wouldn’t mind losing to him frfr

He could pin me to the ground? shiiiit 😭😭

Bro could pin me against smthn else fr THE WALL

Shit I might lose on purpose 💀

Gaz

Another person I wouldn’t mind losing too

Seriously I love him so much

HE IS SO SEXY

I swear

But considering that he’s special forces… i might not stand a chance

BUT IF HE WAS NOT SPECIAL FORCES

I do boxing so i know where to hit but still

5/10 if he isn’t special forces 10/10 if he is

I love black men so much

Roach

Silly ass mf

I love his silly ass fr

I might be too scared to anything

Also another sexy man

TBH

If he takes that mask off I got dibs 😇

10/10 im not winning bru BUT HES SEXY

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Hey ladies *leans on air and falls*

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Could I take them in a fight?

Part 1; One Piece Crew Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Usopp, and Nami- Here is the part

Part 2; Call of Duty Ghost, Soap, Keegan, Gaz, and Roach - Here is the part

Part 3; Slashers Patrick Bateman, Jason Voorhees, Brahms Heelshire , Micheal Myers, and Pyramid Head - Here is the part

Part 4; SpongeBob crew SpongeBob , SquidWard, Patrick, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs

Part 5; Spidermen Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker, Peter Porker, and Penny Parker

Part 6; Powerpuff girls Blossom, Bubbles, Butercup, and Mojo Jojo

Part 7; Steven Universe White Diamond, Pearl, Amethyst, Garnet , and Peridot

Part 8; Demon Slayer Tanjiro, Inosuke, Zenitsu, Muzan, and Tanjiros dead family

Part 9; Family Members My dad, My mom, My oldest brother Alex, My older brother Eric, my little brother Ryan, My sister Zarah, and my favorite cousin Landon

Part 10; My best friends Brinnon, Julia, Grace, Jerimiah, Carmello, Jane, Aliyah

Part 11; Twitter mutuals Arski, Kiki, Tweekish, Nev, Doffy, Karma, Sho, Buggy, Crys, and Tash

A/N: I need a break from writing istfg 😭

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Could I take them in a fight; Part 1

Mlist

Ft: Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, Sanji, and Nami from One Piece

A/N: I’m delusional btw. Also the higher the rating the more likely I lose so

Luffy

Depends what we’re beefing over

Like if he took my food I will playfully hit him but if he hit my mom there WILL be smoke

Would probably not genuinely try to hurt me

Like if we’re friends he won’t seriously injure me

Same with me

But if we’re strangers I will try my absolute hardest to beat his ass

It also depends what time I catch him at

Like if he just woke up I could maybe bag it

7/10 would probably not win.

Zoro

Oh 10/10 I’m not winning this

Bro will mop the floor with me and more

Not happening at all ever

No matter what he did

He could slap my favorite tía and tell me to immigrate back to Mexico I will not fight him

Physically.

I will verbally abuse this little shit til he hits me and I can get him arrested

I’m petty like that

0/10 I could easily win a verbal fight with him

Usopp

Fight??

With Usopp??

As in pillow fight orrrr???

0/0 there is no smoke with me and him ever

Sanji

0/10 he will not win

I will do everything I can and even play dirty to win this fight

I swear on the lord I hate Sanji

Will he even hit a female?

I don’t think soooo 😚

Nami

This is trickyyyy

We have like the same strength level

I’m maybe significantly stronger than her but she’s way more agile and quick on her feet

But she better not hope we’re in the kitchen because I will play dirty and grab a knife frfr

5/10 50/50 shot

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What Kind Of Ex...

Silly headcanons on what kind of ex One Piece chars would be...

"Um, you didn't dump me, I dumped you."

Izou, Buggy, Boa, Sabo, Kid, Law, Perona, Doffy, Crocodile, Nami, Uta

"I can change!"

Ace, Corazon, Penguin, Shachi, Brook, Usopp, Sanji, Barto

"YOU CAN'T DUMP ME, I'M DUMPING YOU."

Buggy, Kid, Perona, Doffy, Uta

*Shrugs*

Rayleigh, Shanks, Law, Killer, Smoker, Mihawk, Crocodile , Jinbei, Nami, Zoro, Iceberg

Calls at 3am crying.

Ace, Thatch, Vivi, Corazon, Penguin, Shachi, Perona, Usopp, Franky, Sanji, Barto

Sends dick pick

Ace, Roger, Shanks, Penguin, Shachi, Kid, Doffy, Sanji

Doesn't even realize you dumped them.

Marco, Rayleigh, Law, Mihawk, Crocodile, Luffy, Zoro, Iceberg

Still tries to booty call you still.

Ace. Thatch, Roger, Shanks, Boa, Penguin, Shachi, Kid, Doffy, Nami, Sanji

More then likely dumped you first.

Izou, Rayleigh, Boa, Law, Killer, Smoker, Mihawk, Crocodile, Doffy, Nami, Zoro, Robin

Leaves flaming dog shit on your porch.

Buggy, Sabo, Kid, Doffy

Makes you think you should check your cars breaks.

Sabo, Kid, Doffy, Nami, Uta

Convinces you to give it another go - It goes worse.

Roger, Buggy, Shanks, Sabo, Kid, Doffy, Uta

Convinces you to give it another go - goes the same

Ace, Thatch, Rayleigh, Boa, Penguin, Shachi, Perona, Crocodile, Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Barto

Convinces you to give it another go - Actually works this time.

Marco, Vivi, Corazon, Killer, Brook, Usopp, Franky, Robin, Iceberg

Signs you up to spam emails.

Marco, Izou, Buggy, Boa, Law, Nami, Iceberg

Still uses your NETFLIX/Prime etc.

Ace, Marco, Roger, Shanks, Sabo, Shachi, Kid, Perona, Nami, Zoro, Iceberg

Prank calls.

Ace, Sabo, Shachi, Uta

When they bump into you in pubic they pretend their new partner is the best.

Roger, Buggy, Shachi, Kid, Perona, Doffy, Usopp, Nami, Sanji

When they bump into you in pubic they literally barrel roll to get out your line of sight.

Izou, Boa, Sabo, Penguin, Law, Crocodile, Barto

When they bump into you in pubic they tell you "Oh wow you look great! single?"

Ace, Thatch, Shanks, Shachi, Kid, Sanji

When they bump into you in pubic they act like a normal fucking person.

Marco, Rayleigh, Corazon, Killer, Smoker, Mihawk, Luffy, Brook, Jinbei, Franky, Zoro, Robin, Iceberg

When they bump into you in pubic they just cry.

Ace, Vivi, Perona, Usopp, Sanji

Will block you from everything when you break up.

Izou, Buggy, Boa, Sabo, Law, Perona, Smoker, Mihawk, Crocodile, Nami, Uta

Will stay friends, their chill.

Marco, Rayleigh, Killer, Luffy, Brook, Jinbei, Franky, Zoro, Robin, Iceberg

The breakup is DRAMATIC AS FUCK.

Izou, Buggy, Boa, Kid, Perona, Doffy,Nami, Sanji, Uta

The breakup is mutual and fine.

Marco, Rayleigh, Shanks, Killer, Smoker, Mihawk, Crocodile , Brook, Jinbei, Zoro, Robin, Iceberg

The breakup was a lot of snotty noses and tears.

Ace, Thatch, Roger, Buggy, Vivi, Corazon, Penguin, Shachi, Perona, Usopp, Franky, Sanji, Barto

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Correct OP: Part 4

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 |

Ft: Enel, Katakuri, Big Mom, Kidd, Arlong, and Yamato (last part)

A/N: I absolutely hate half the people who are on here and if you guess them I’ll give you a kissy kiss on the cheek 😛 and this one was definitely super hard to write. Like I had to re-write Enel and Karakuri and big mom like 8 times because IDK ABOUT THEM BRUH! I also only thought of guys for this but then remembered big mom so 💀

Enel

Has a god complex

An “alpha male”

Definitely somewhat respectful

Always makes the goofiest faces ever just to mane people laugh

Loves hearing others laugh

Kind of controlling guy

Not very go-with-the-flow at all IMO

Katakuri

Incredibly respectful gentleman

Will hold the door for women

Will pull your chair out for you

If you fall he will ask if you’re ok and help you up

Calls every older woman “Aunt” and every older man “Uncle” as a form of respect

Will never insult you no matter how annoying he finds you

Probably tried out neopronouns

Big Mom

Doesn’t mind the LGBTQ

Supports it actually

Tried dating a woman and she liked it just fine

Would read her kids bedtime stories

Her favorite color is like a hot pink

She loves heart shaped things

Kidd

Definitely a homophobic straight cis man

Would also be transphobic

I feel like his nose would be way bigger than its drawn.

Like a crooked and hooked nose

Definitely has dyslexia

100% would be a school bully from the 90’s and think hes the shit

Tried out a mohawk as a kid

Dresses punk and emo most of the time

Writes poems

Sorry he would also fuck as a power move just like crocodile

Like he would definitely be aroace! But want the power yk

Woman beater

Not sorry for shitting on this guy he sucks

Arlong

I never liked Arlong

Never cared for him

I am going to be so honest I forgot about him!

But I will put this out there: He has a butterfly tattoo on his left asscheek that he hides from everyone.

Yamato

Ok but SERIOUSLY HE IS SO GORGEOUS

No doubt that his love language is physical touch and words of affection

Literally so adorable

Probably friends with the ASL brothers if I’m being fr

I mean he is intrigued by Luffy so Sabo probably intrigues him too

Not much for him BUT!! I think he’s one of those trans people who don’t get dysphoria from having long hair and tbh I think he loves it!

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Correct OP: Part 3

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 4

Ft: Shanks, Law, Ace, Sabo, Marco, Smoker, and princess Vivi

A/N: I love everyone on this list like for real come kiss me Vivi 🙁🙁 SHANKS TOO. HE IS SO FINE. SO IS ACE. LIKE GYYYYYAT!! Next part is Enel, Katakuri, Big Mom, Kidd, Arlong, and Yamato (last part)

Shanks

Loud ass snoring

Does not care

Aaabsolutley pulls bitches

Marines or not marines

Paints his nails the brightest most noticeable colors

Bright yellow

Hot pink

Neon green

Absolutely outstanding father

10/10 dad

The one you call to get drunk or high or cross faded with

Would deal his kids weed to make sure they stay safe

Would also give alcohol recommendations

all when they’re legally allowed ofc

Law

Definitely

A lil fruitcake

Sorry to all Law simps but he is AroAce and atp it’s cannon

Would not be into romance at all

Ever

He would definitely read gay dirty books though

“I WAS JUST CURIOUS-“

Boooo lame excuse

Like

Ok gay ass 🥸

Would dress like a teen boy trying to be cool

Would be an outstanding father if he ever had kids

Would be so into Star Trek not even joking

Speaking Klingon and allat

Stoner

WEED SMOKER

Is a Math/Science kinda smart guy

Ace

I do not give a single shit what this GIF looks like

Ace has a hooked nose

And crooked teeth

And heterochromia

One green eye one brown eye type shit

Is color blind

The green and red kind

Can not drive

Do not let him behind the wheel

Please

Got that greasy hair

That unwashed stench

Overgrown armpit hair

Has a forest under there

A REALLY GOOD LOOKING HAPPY TRAIL ☹️☹️

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD HIS HAPPY TRAIL LOOKS I SWEAR TO YOU

Sabo

This motherfucker is inSANE

Bro needs to go back to the mental health institution

Has a gold tooth

Has cologne on always

And it smells so good

Doesn’t brush his hair

But its fine bc he really pulls off the messy look

Tried to grow a beard and it did not look good

Is very organized

Is insecure about his scars

(Secretly) looks at guys

Not so secretly looks at girls

Is definitely bisexual

TRANSGENDER

Choked on the devil fruit when he ate it

Messy eater

CROOKED NOSE

It’s basically facts that the ASL brothers have crooked noses

Except for Ace with his hooked nose

Can speak Spanish but not Portuguese

Loser can’t speak the language he grew up around 💀💀

Marco

Just GET A DIFFERENT BARBER GYAT DAMN 😭😭

At least get a fade

Has male pattern baldness

Knows his hair is bad (doesn’t care)

Has cavities

Doesn’t floss

Does not wear deodorant

would definitely dress grungy

And or punk

And have a mohawk sometimes ;p

And think he’s the shit

When he needs to fix that GODDAMN HAIR

He would be gay

Oh my god how gay he would be

Has SEX

This guy FUCKS

Idk how but I feel like he pulls some major bitches

Smoker

TBH I would fuck him and I’m literally asexual

So yk this dude is getting it on

Has tried to smoke 20 cigars at once

Succeeded somehow

Type of guy to say “I bet five dollars that___” and always lose

But does it anyways

GOD at rock paper scissors

You may win the first time you play him, but that’s because he’s watching your tactics

Sneaky little bastard

Straight and Cis but fully supports the LGBTQIA+

“They don’t bother me, and even if a queer person did bother me, it would only be that specific one. Not all of them.”

It makes no sense how people get bullied for things they can’t control

Very stand up kinda guy

Beats up bullies type of fella

Princess Vivi

She is so fine istg

She would for sure pull

Would have an unbelievably dark past by age 30

God of never have I ever

Would just own everyone in it

The coolest backstory

Paints her nails to match her hair

Looks really good in modest dresses

Uh

She’s Hispanic

Not sorry

For real she is

I think she would really like cats

Keeps in contact with the strawhats

Buys them things and all that

Gives them supply crates like food and fresh ingredients

Really likes working with kids

Would be an amazing and patient teacher

Would have a really good singing voice

Looks absolutely amazing in white

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Come with me

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Smash

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Task Force 141 family picture ☆

(pose idea by gaz)

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I love all the sillies

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Correct OP: Part 2

Part 1 | Part 3 | Part 4 |

Ft: Mihawk, Doffy, Cora, Buggy, and Crocodile

A/n: Hey hey hey hey hey :3 I rlly love these silly little fellas I only added my favs bc I’m biased for now. But feel free to request! Next will be Shanks, Law, Ace, Sabo, Marco, Smoker, and Princess Vivi.

Mihawk

That one dad who would for real scare everyone away from his kid

Adopted a kid

Loves his kid so much

Takes them on drives when they can’t sleep

DILF

Would not fuck

Ever

Asexual

For sure

Also Aromantic

Definitely would paint his nails like

Fall colors

Like reds and golds and maybe some purples

Anything that compliments his style

Loves the fall

Hear he out

He dresses in a romantic goth style

Not joking

That’s actually so based

Doffy

He wouldn’t be up here if I didn’t like him

W villain

Walks like he has a buttplug right up his ass

Bro is a conservative for sure

But also one of those homophobic politicians that turn out to be the biggest gay bottoms to touch the earth

Homophobic homosexual type shit going on

Corrupt politician

I love him he is so babygirl

He pretends to be in edits

Says slurs

I feel like he would be a lot like Joe Exotic if he was real

Just pulling the most outlandish stunts ever

Would love the show Jackass

Would absolutely shit on neopronouns (sorry neopronoun users I support u)

Cora

Cutie pie

Bro would go all out for valentines day

Favorite shape is a heart

Got bullied in middle school for it

Does not care

Still pulls through w that absolutely dub of a button up

Doesn’t like Doflomingo

Like

Despises him

Seriously I’m not joking

He is a homosexual and out of the closet and Doffy doesn’t support him type shit

Like these two can’t be in the same place type shit

Its bad

Likes baking shows

Finds comfort in music with no words

Not like classic music

Like this

Just finds it so ethereal and calming

Really can fall asleep to anything

Has had the fire department called on him several times in one day

Is extremely against squares

His favorite number is 69 because its a funny number

Buggy

Really likes the color blue

Is chubby

Has a dad bod

Always smells like B.O

Not bad B.O

But like a natural smell

Also finds Cora’s music calming, but in a different way.

Like he listens to it when he goes on walks

Listens to metal or K-Pop no in-between

Like he is blaring Mortician or G-Idle thats it

Plays rhythm games

Discord mod

Pulls NO hoes and all hoes at the same time

Like can’t keep a relationship but constantly in one

Has stretch marks

TRANSGENDER.

FTM TRANS MALE. ITS WRITTEN IN THE STARS.

It’s also fate that he’s a bisexual lmao

Anyways I stan this fuckin clown

Crocodile

Male manipulator

Kins Patrick Bateman

Makes fun of Sigma, Alpha, and Beta males because he believes everyone is below him anyways

Is aroace

But fucks women anyways to show power

Definitely the type of guy to pity you so much he fucks you

Like for real

Would probably smell delicious tbh

But if we’re talking like.. frfr

Like to be honest?

Doesn’t brush his teeth

Has silver teeth

Is gay

Likes men more than women but fucking men isn’t a power move to him

Doesn’t want kids like ever

Would probably make fun of everyone who thinks he’s a sweet guy to their face if he got exposed :3

Like would bully them and go after their physical attributes yk

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Correct OP Headcannons

Ft: Luffy, Usopp, Nami, Robin, Zoro, Sanji, Chopper, Brook, and Franky!

Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 |

A/N: Hey guys! First post YAYAYAYYAYAY 🔥🔥 I love love love the silly show smsmsm and the next part will include Mihawk, Doffy, Cora, Buggy, and Crocodile!

Luffy

Erm I don’t have much for him

SIKE

Bro smells

Does not wash his ass

Has those back pimple thingys and lets you pop them (GROSS!!!)

Band kid

For sure

100% a band kid

iPad kid as well

Can’t do anything without entertainment

Has autism

If you disagree you don’t like autistic ppl :/ (JOKING OFC!!)

I think his special interest would be pirates bc he thinks they’re cool

Has greasy hair

Smells bad (knows) doesn’t care

Doesn’t floss his damn teeth

HAS CROOKED TEETH FIGHT ME ON THIS

Needs braces

Doesn’t get them bc this fool won’t take care of them

Paints his nails

Extremely ugly and bright colors

Cat shit green

Dog puke brown

Effervescent Shitstain

Whatever he can find

Usopp

My bbg would also be a band kid

Would not do anything with his hair.

At all.

Not even pick through it.

Goddamn it Usopp YOUR SCALP IS FALLING. OUT.

WASHYOURFUCKINGHAIRBOY

I swear

He just lets that shit grow

Won’t even loc up.

Istg DO SOMETHINF WITH UR HAIR

Only pulls bitches in his late teens/early adulthood because he doesn’t look 5 anymore

I’m convinced he has a gyatdayum uhhh

Fat ass

HAD TO SAY IT

Im positive that if he was real he would have that THANG just THANGin up back there

Grabbable asf

Nami

Popular pretty nice girl

Pick me (sorry!)

Would smell like strawberries for sure

Would be the girl to always have lotion on her

Would willingly take Spanish and be invested in it

Would always have gum on her

Lie about having gum on her so people won’t ask

People ask anyways

Definitelyyyy is the girl who only hangs out with guys (no shade to girls who do)

Not bc she gets along better

But because of Sanji 🙁

Literally they’re there to protect her from him (can you tell I hate Sanji yet 😛)

Basic white girl BUT I STILL LOVE HER

Stan Nami ong

She would be so proud of her friends

“Nami I got a 90% on my tes-“

“YAYYY! WERE GOING OUT TO EAT!”

So supportive

Very erm

Tough love kinda gal

You definitely have to WORK to be her friend

Robin

I heavily headcannon that she speaks Russian. (I’m projecting 😊)

She would teach you Russian for sure

And be like

Super nice about it

I love Robin

She is so

🩷🩷

Guys hear me out

She is a cat person

Would always wear fuzzy socks

Prefers the cold

She is allergic to grass fight me

Does yoga I can feel it in my bones

Would do yoga with you

Definitely bakes

Her favorite show is something true crime related

Zoro

Cmon man

This guy is so likeable

Dyes his hair a different color every month depending on what the awareness for that month is

As in blue for child abuse awareness month and green for mental health awareness month and so on

But no one knows that that’s why

They just think its cool

But he knows

He knows.

And I just think he would be the kind of guy to help the teachers clean the classroom

Straight C student

Sleeps in class

Has neck problems

Complains about said neck problems

Cycle repeats

Everyones friend

Natural born leader fr

Every tía would pass him the baby

He’s incredibly good with kids and wants some of his own

BUT!!!!

He is asexual

DUN DUN DUNNNN

Makes fun one people to their face (me for real)

Sanji

I fucking hate Sanji. Not sorry! He is weird 😁🫶🏻

Would probably grab my ass

Would probably stare at my boobs

(I’m a well built gal)

Chopper

My son

I adopted him back in erm

1800

Yes

Mexicans existed in the 1800’s and I adopted him then so

Everything I say from now on is cannon bc he is my son :p

Paints his nails

Bites his nails

Has autism

Bc I said so

Definitely loves plain pasta

Like thats his favorite food

Brook

Erm

I don’t really like him either-

SIKE YOU THOUGHT

Bro is a stoner

No more questions

Tokes it up in the back of class

Gives no fucks if he gets caught

The kinda guy you wanna smoke your first joint with

Extremely good trip sitter

I feel like

I really feel like

I hope hope hope

He would dislike Sanji for being perverted and see that its bad and change his ways

💔💔💔💔

Brook recovery arc bc i say so

#brook redemption arc

Franky

The fun uncle

Everyone loves Franky

Loud drunk

Extremely loud drunk

Like

Noise complaint loud kinda drunk

Still funny as shit thought