Bros get fake married to protect each other from gold diggers. Bros catch feelings for each other. What happens next will warm your heart.Â
After a joke from Genya goes terribly horribly miserably wrong, Zoya and Nikolai get fake married âTo Save Ravkaâ. Of course theyâre only doing this for their country. No feelings here. None. Zilch. Zero. N. O. N. E. (They both absolutely have feelings). Cue the romantic comedy adventure full of misunderstandings and pining where everyone around our two idiots can see theyâre clearly had over heels for each other!Â
A gust of wind knocks the slaver in front of him directly off of the ship, and any relief Nikolai feels at their disappearance is immediately replaced with a shiver down his spine at Zoyaâs disdain-filled voice.Â
 âThis is what youâve been doing? Screwing off to play pirate?â
 He drops his sword in surrender and holds his hands up before spinning to face her, making certain that his smirk is firmly in place. âDid you miss me darling?â he says, grin widening as her eyebrows furrow deeper in rage. She has beautiful eyebrows, especially when angry. How can eyebrows be beautiful? He shakes himself, trying to refocus. âIn fairness, this is âbreaking up a slave trading ringâ, which I would think is a rather noble cause.âÂ
 She rolls her eyes and sighs, tossing her hair. âYou need to come home. You canât be doing this anymore, moya tsar.â
Instead of answering, Nikolaiâs eyes are drawn to the curious new piece of her wardrobe. âSince when did you wear a pirate hat?âÂ
 Zoyaâs annoyance immediately deepens, and she does not provide him with an answer. Instead, a cheerful tone pipes up, accommodated by a flurry of red and blue. âItâs to help her blend in!âÂ
 âThen where is your hat?â growls Zoya through gritted teeth.
 Genya, for all her grace, looks completely unphased, winking at Nikolai. âOh, I donât have the bone structure for a hat,â she says, and even Nikolai can tell sheâs full of shit. Not that it matters to him, as he is unable to tear his eyes away from the sight of his angry pirate Queen.Â
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