quotes to script in ur fame dr
this is one of my favourite things to script, so here are some quotes that ive gathered from the internet and come up with on my own for you to add to your collection of iconic moments for your fans to make videos of! you can make up the context.. edit: i WILL be adding more quotes sometimes.
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“how long am i gonna last? don’t even go there, don’t even start that shit with me-“
“oh no not the voices again!!!”
“it looks like these guys haven’t gotten get laid in awhile..”
“excuse moi? where the fuck are the gloves-moi?”
“when i see someone in a wheelchair, my intrusive thoughts tell me to push them over.”
“its like if stalin and hitler had a baby.”
“whenever im feeling down about myself, i say..you could be british.” (sorry if you’re british 💔)
“guess what i had the other day?! plan b and water!!”
“how did you fit the whole foot in your mouth? you must have needed to practice a lot.”
“blue waffle disease….OHHHHHHH”
“a great for thing for addicts to do..or former addicts to do is REKINDLE THEIR ADDICTION!”
“___ mom. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“i can’t breathe..im waiting for the exhale..i trust my pain and put the wishes in the wishing well..”
“i just hit 3 people in a head on collision and killed an entire family! im such an asparagus!!”
”I GOT CANCELLED!! WOOO YES SIR YES SIR!.”
“Did you know there are 27 amendments in the US constitution?” “There’s gonna be 28 after what I do to you.”
“Why do you have so many awards?” “Cuz he’s rich bitch!”
“I am going to hit on you..on camera.”
“I mean I’ve had this camera for 5 years and it’s been so good to me..such a little good girl aren’t you?” “What the fuck?”
“He twisted my nipples..”