Jelli

'92. Tumblr nub.

[animentality]

[andywarhols]

Two weeks later, we spoke again.

[rubyapologism]

#*checks calendar* yep

[bvbblebeam]

GODDAMMIT TUMBLR

[sandmandaddy69]

[ex-girlfiend]

[halleythecometcorgi]

New dog tag!

Unfortunately the old star fell off somewhere, so it was time for a new one. This one seemed to suit her!

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

nothing would prepare you for this

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[intheholler]

[intheholler]

i’m so sorry but this gem can’t just be left hidden away in the tags

[cannibalchicken]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sonic]

They saw an opportunity and, by god, they fucking took it.

[tallahasseemp3]

help

[kateosaurus-rex]

So this showed up on Twitter and

And here’s that link you’re welcome

[princesstillyenna]

“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone

[lovestory]

THIS IS SODNFJSKNJKSNFKS

[sleepy-bebby]

[moreglitter]

Came across the most charmingly delivered piece of advice on r/houseplants

The diagram:

[notemily]

The diagram is great but my favorite part is the quotes around “purchase”

[sumi-sprite]

“Purchase”

[brazilspill]

The fact that the crusty stuff you get in your eyes when you wake up is called "sleep" in English bothers me so much.

In Portuguese it has its own independent word: remela.

[brazilspill]

Yeah, when a story says a character was "rubbing sleep from their eyes" they don't mean it like a poetic metaphor. They mean they were rubbing remela from their eye.

[junkfoodcinemas]

#FreeMarioMario

Super Mario Bros. (1993) dir. Rocky Morton, Annabel Jankel

[railroadreverie]

[quenepacrossing]

🌥️ dreaming of saturday by slowtownship

[stinkykatie]