COSMIC!

i need 2 fix my theme but i'm just SO LAZY

[valtsv]

ALRIGHT TUMBLYPOOS LISTEN THE HECK UP BECAUSE TODAY I’M GOING TO LEARN YOU A THING *teleports to the bottom of the ocean floor and immediately crumples like a soda can due to the extreme forces of pressure being exerted on my feeble human body*

[ace-flint-and-steel]

Beans….

[slizzard]

if you’re not silly fuck you

[alphiebetsoup]

FELL IN LAVA PRIDE FLAG

 the blue represents the diamonds you were seeking in your foolish quest

 the greys represent the stone you dug straight through 

 the brown represents minecraft steve, who died due to your carelessness 

the orange represents lava 

the red also represents lava, but could be taken as the red screen that appears when you die

[picsthatmakeyougohrrm]

hrrm

[snow-golems]

*gives you a dirt block*  *gives you a dirt block* *gives you a dirt block* *gives you a dirt block* *gives you a dirt block* *gives you a dirt block* *gives you a

[yourfavelovestranswomen]

You love and support trans women!

[358-2-genders]

[just-shower-thoughts]

One day you will place your last Minecraft block.

[pyrophreak]

Is this a fucking threat

[intensional]

Your blog fails to make me smile :) I love you!

did you forget the word never or is this a hate message 

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[stickyfrogs]

Pocket says u are interrupting her Soak™️

[alucardfucker]

lego castle dragon

god i miss you so fucking much

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[foulserpent]

haha noooo bro!!! dont sacrifice me in the Bass Pro Shop pyramid’s secret altar dude ahahaha!!!! 😭stopppppp dont let my blood mingle with the sports equipment omg….!! ahhhh youre getting it everywhere bro stoppppppppp! aaaaahhh i am the lamb of the apocalypse😳!!!!!  youre gonna awaken the deep one, dude!!!!!!! 😜

[robbersoul]

[bogleech]

See I know only just enough about the jojos to not be sure whether he really says a thing like this or not

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

he does in fact say this and then he proceeds to eat several insects off the side of a tree 

[transrat69]

uh oh sisters! *steps on the pressure plate in a desert temple*

[pondwitch]

poor bastard… looks like the perp slapped his balls clean off

[ommanyte]

Me, a humble draugr, quietly minding my own business in my barrow tomb, doing my daily chores (lighting the candles, taking the frostbite spider for a walk, making the large swinging axes swing in the corridor of large swinging axes), having a sleepover with the lads in the deathlord’s chamber

YOU, loud, alive, obnoxious, barging into our tomb eating an entire wheel of cheese, making a mess, plundering my life savings from my burial urn, setting fire to frosty (the frostbite spider), re-killing me and the lads, WAKING the deathlord