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so here’s a crash of garbage ur welcom Michael//Cis Male//17//Gay af I Follow with funnycow01

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

u good lookin ppl need 2 stop appropriating ugly culture text posts yall dont know the struggle shut up

[fullpraxisnow]

[30-minute-memes]

[supercalvin]

Shout out to Beatrice, my girl invented the first “One Brain-Cell” Joke when mocking Benedick, the first mention of him in the entire play.

“In our last conflict four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one…” - Beatrice, Much Ado About Nothing, Act 1 Scene 1

[mantis-lizbian]

Rule Zero: Shakespeare did it first.

[myloveissubliminal]

Shout out to the girls in Hereditary baking a cake in the middle of a teen party

[stars-bean]

♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun Now the jingle hop has begun ♪

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz

[fuselii]

legends 

[juggalokomaeda]

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

[red3blog]

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

[staff]

[exeggcute]

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

[poetic-pois0n]

This was one of the only highlights of this election

[wayneradiotv]

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[gardevoir]

hi i'll never get over the few golden times pokemon games have used in-game mechanics as incredibly subtle yet effective storytelling techniques. like the fact that in gsc/hgss silver uses a zubat/golbat for a majority of the game until the end when it's evolved into a crobat which is only possible through max friendship meaning he finally learned to love his pokemon. or the fact that team bosses like maxie, archie, and cyrus all have a crobat, showing that despite their evil they very much do bond with their pokemon (this being especially telling for cyrus). and yet despite so many team bosses being so horrid to the world, they at least are loving toward their pokemon, which makes ghetsis all the more revolting and terrifying when you realize that his hydreigon (which is underleveled, implying a forced early evolution) knows the move frustration, a move which gains power the more the pokemon hates the trainer, and it has maximum power

shit like that just makes me go fuckin wild

[beachdeath]

there is however a part where they are crawling through the sewers as adults and eddie is right ahead of richie and richie reaches out and slaps eddie’s butt and that should have stayed in the movie

[beachdeath]

directorial supercut can must and will include bill hader spanking james ransone

[beachdeath]

when ur trying to sneak around in the sewers but ur dummy thicc and the clap from ur ass cheeks keeps alerting pennywise

[horreurscopes]

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

[jonimtchell]

we have to stan

[dekutree]

[kyian]

Iconic

[homunculusalphonse]

This is probably one of the best moments in Spongebob’s history.

[gar-dev-oir-s-deactivated201909]

wait. i have an idea.

let’s.

leave.