Sleepiest Clown @naptimeclown - Tumblr Blog

If Tumblr does go down I do have a blue sky but I probably won't use it much unless something really happens.

"Honey! That clown is outside again!" Goth/alt NB 26 so much ADHD Sometimes an artist, always a clown

and also my linktree cause the link under the header is hard to click on mobile

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Art blog @salt-liquorice

#making this my pinned just in case #or you could find me on the instagram page for my etsy store thats in my linktree lmao #update 5/8/2025

I sometimes forget or am too lazy to shave before work and end up with some slight stubble. And I think it's so odd how immediately almost every customer that comes up to me calls me "sir" or refers to me as a man. Even though I literally am not trying to look masculine. Like yeah the stubble is there and I have a slightly husky voice. But my name tag has my very feminine birth name on it. I have long hair. I wear eyeliner at work. Sometimes skirts. But apparently the tiny bit of stubble is the first thing they lock onto and cement "this has to be a guy" in their brain. Sometimes I think it's really funny though when they're not sure and they call me "sir" then actually look at me and you can see their brain trying to process and they go "I mean ma'am. sir? Ma'am? Sorry." And I just kind of shrug and go "it's fine." Without actually clarifying. But most of the time they call me sir once, then look at me again, and just not say it again but get a weird sort of vibe and I still just kinda "eh" cause I don't actually care. Cause I feel like both and neither so it doesn't matter to me but I just find it so interesting because when I was strictly trans masc I had a hell of a time trying to get people to use the right pronouns and terms for me even when I was so close to passing as cis.

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#ough #conch #my partner is from the Bahamas and one night he just kept telling me about catching and eating conchs and showing me pictures #and I was just giving the silly looking guys he showed me names based on their goofy ass eyes

malcolm-reeds-pineapple

Sesame Street posting techniques for comforting children during traumatic world events feels so fucking dystopian but here are the slides they posted just in case you or a loved one has any little critters at home right now

No one is doing well right now, but being a little critter right now has got to be terrifying. This is such a crushing series of images, especially considering PBS’s funding got slashed. While I’m happy Sesame Street continues to keep the wellbeing and education of children as a major priority, there’s a certain amount of innocence that Sesame Street represents and this is giving me such a visceral feeling rn

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People weren't kidding when they said that Columbo's vibe is kind of like a minor deity who just happens to appear at crime scenes sometimes. If you're a detective and some unassuming guy in a trenchcoat wanders in and starts poking at the furniture, you have to just go with it, because he's Your Colleague from now under the murderer is caught.

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My favorite episodes are the ones where he just Appears before the audience has even seen the police called in. Like the murderer is in the middle of covering up the crime and he just walks around a corner and gets right into it. "Oh, that's convenient, I was just lookin' for ya!"

#columbo