she eddie on my nash a ton

wlw -♥️- she/her -♥️- TX, US -♥️- hey what’s up! I’m shaylee, I’m 26, and I do art! I’m @narcophilia or @nartcophilia on just about everything!! :-) pfp by @chunkysoup22

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[teenagerposts]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

other girls: long hair, makeup, boys, texting, starbucks, short shorts

me: the ghost of ronald reagan 

[fakehomura-deactivated20140409]

*ahem* me: internet, any coffee, yoga pants, music, shitty school, xbox.

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

amazing

[wizcoylifa]

[daddyashton-deactivated20120707]

probably but tell me more

[forest-woman]

[laurierrose]

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

[monstermash]

Girlfriend bought me very short gay shorts that say MEAT on them because that’s all I am to her

[narcophilia]

STOP IT!!! UR ALSO MY CUTE SWEET BOYFRIEND!!!

[dawn-in-the--adan]

paranoia agent episode 1

[seymourworld]

i ate a lala flower i dont frel so good

[seymourworld]

oiuu

[seymourworld]

[stiffyck]

soulmates tied together with a red string of fate thats killing their stars is a pretty terrifying concept.

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

boy go get me my pringle

[jame7t]

Apple announces new indistinct wet pile emoji

[nae-nae-supreme]

I can distinct it

[jame7t]

Don’t even try…

[crazysodomite]

Hello. We couldn't help but notice that you look absolutely stunning today. Could you grant the honor of spending some time with you to gentlemen like us?

[shittysawtraps]

therapyspeak jigsaw: are you in the right headspace to play a game that could possibly hurt you?

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[monstermash]

happy birthday to ryan coogler lea delaria drew carey melissa mcbride h jon benjamin richard ayoade..... And Me :)

[monstermash]

i'm pregnant and it's mine

[mrsterlingeverything]

Lets let friday get us pregnant and have a baby that lasts the whole weekend