NarcoticBird

Hi

[memewhore]

[phantomrose96]

“Tumblr age verification will not be needed,” tumblr staff states upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.

[kirain]

Um.

[evilkitten3]

i don't think "flex" is a strong enough word for whatever the last three minutes of my life was

[theclockworkjudas]

That was one of the most beautiful sequences I have ever seen.

[scurviesdisneyblog]

That’s because Marahute was animated by none other than Glen Keane, who storyboarded this magnificent sequence as well. He’s the legendary animator behind Ariel, Beast, Aladdin, Pocahontas, and Tarzan. Glen is famous for his extraordinary dedication to bringing his characters to life. For the Rescuers Down Under, he thoroughly studied eagle anatomy, and here are a few of his notes.

[yorgen-sh]

[zeelady2004]

It's time for Tiktok video of the day from my stash 🎶

Heh

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[kaijuno]

Cooking With Grabbers

[meowsfeed]

Source: ayumioyabun

[drtanner]

I cannot stress this enough; PLEASE unmute :')

[otatma]

[darnitjack]

A true successor of Thomas Edison

[toastbutteregg]

surprise surprise

[captain-snark]

finally some good fucking salt over thomas eddison on this site

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

it’s also not even HIS money, it’s his father’s money, made from apartheid emerald mining. that money was made from the blood and suffering of countless poor people of color so the rich could wear pretty rocks.

elon musk has never done or made anything valuable or worthwhile in his life.

[ruimtetijd]

Tesla was founded in 2003 by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning.

I think it would be funny if this fun fact became common knowledge.

[mearchy]

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

[beardedmrbean]

Kids say the darndest things

[magnetostits-deactivated2026031]

rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

[torn-a-sunder]

Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.

[charlesoberonn]

Magneto: *raises hand*

Cybertruck: *explodes*

Professor X: Violence is not the answer, Erik!

Magneto: I didn't even activate my powers yet! It just did that on its own.

[frociaggina97]

cardinal stats dropped

[anjing-jam]

it's time for a tumblr conclave

Pietro Parolin

Peter Erdö

Luis Antonio Tagle

Matteo Zuppi

Raymond Leo Burke

Willem Jacobus Eijk

Peter Kodwo Turkson

Malcolm Ranjith

Gerhard Ludwig Müller

Voting ended onApr 22, 2025

[vintar]

guessing game go, you might not know the exact species but you do know the general sort of thing involved here

[vintar]

the culprit:

gecko! the weird teeth are joins where the tail can break away cleanly when dropped 🦎

[manyblinkinglights]

NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

[lux-in-the-night]

[scarf-it-box]

This what not what i was expected from the comments-

[kaijuno]

[medb-like-grave]

jan smit looking at jan smit looking at rocks

[crazy-brazilian]

[chungledown-bimothy]

[teaboot]

Also??? If it’s that fucking easy to get a gun off a person then there is no way in HELL it was holstered properly, holy shit