Narrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrz

Greetings, Internettians! You may call me Narz, and i shall be your pilot for this weird, wild & wonderful online adventure. This is where i put the things that will not fit and do not belong elsewhere. I cannot, do not and will not promise that you will...

[pastelmordrempup]

Mmm yes.  Phlunt looking as good as ever.

[narrrz]

UGH! I hate him soo much!

[pastelmordrempup]

Alriiiiight! 

It’s time for… A giveaway!  (Insert excited cacophony of music here)

This time there will only be one winner, mostly because I don’t have the energy or time to do much else.  No particular reason, though I did hit a follower milestone sometime recently, so let’s go with that.  

So! 

This time I am going to give away… THE COLOSSUS. 

That’s right, the precursor to The Juggernaut!  To go with The Colossus the winner gets 75 ectoplasm AND 25 gold. 

Now for the rules:

You do NOT have to be following me, but if you are I will throw in a full body, uncolored picture of your GW2 character. 

One like and one reblog per person, please!  I don’t want to spam dashboards with my goofy post (haha). Each counts as an entry.

You must have your ask box open and be willing to give me your in game name.  The winner has 48 hours to respond before I draw for a new winner.

Pretty simple, yeah?  I’ll do this drawing on Friday, June 9th sometime early afternoon after I get off of work (usually around 12 CST).  My schedule tends to get shifted around a lot, so I will reblog this post one hour before I do the drawing to let everyone know.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask!  Good luck to you all. :D

[narrrz]

Give it to ussssss

[viralthings]

By George, this picture is on point.

[lizawithazed]

…. goddammit, that’s a *pun*

[callmebliss]

WHAT THE HELL

[kholly12]

Brilliant

[the-mamishka-deactivated2018043]

[stability]

[cloverclark-deactivated20180312]

It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.

[voiceofkiki]

This needs all of the reblogs.  All of them.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Background: our group was in a large city preparing to take a journey by ship to a distant island, and my bard character had just purchased some bagpipes

Sailor: “Well I won’t say no to you buyin a ship! I can get you one with a whole loyal and fast crew for round oh…600 gold.” 

Bard OOC: is that overpriced? 

GM OOC: idk i think it seems reasonable 

Bard: Do you, perhaps, give a discount for … entertainers? 

Bard reaches for the fucking bagpipes again 

Sailor: “Entertainers?” 

Monk: They’d increase the fee. 

GM OOC: roll performance 

Bard: 7 PERFORMANCE (5) 

Bard OOC: shit, i think [monk] may be correct 

GM: Although [bard] is rather decent on bagpipes, they are still bagpipes. 

Wizard: Why didn’t you go with the lute? 

Bard: ah shit. mayhaps you’d prefer the lute? 

GM: The sailor looks at you, at first expectantly, then slowly more disappointed 

Sailor: “I’ll drop it to 575 if you don’t play again” 

Bard: sure! 

Monk: yes absolutely please 

[archangelruind]

my friend is studying for the mcat and was just trying to explain to me about heat transfer and she said ‘you know, like the reason you get cold when you go outside on a freezing day is that your tiny human body is trying to warm up the entire universe’ and i think that’s the best thing i have ever heard

[spacesnek]

she rests her chin on my hand

[untitled19840]

The calmest baby croc I’ve ever seen

[kaijutegu]

what a doll!

[narrrz]

Oh my god what an adorable murder-lizard

[christinecanigula-archive]

things i know about homestuck

-there are lesbians -sunglasses guy has low self esteem -blood color means???? something?? -trolls but like people wanna fuck then

@ my followers who know homestuck: is this accurate

[swamp-wizard]

the best thing about “sunglasses guy has low self esteem” is i can think of four characters this applies to off the top of my head

[did-you-know]

In the 1800s, a beard was considered a sign that you were a lunatic or heretic. A man named Joseph Palmer loved his beard so much that he endured being attacked by men with sharp objects who tried to forcibly remove his facial hair and was put in jail for defending himself. Having a beard was so important to him that when he died, he had his furry face carved into his tombstone. Source

[hurricaneclouds]

when all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger

[james-winston]

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

I’m so glad they aren’t around

[vitressence-deactivated20150307]

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Praise natural selection

[poppypicklesticks-blog]

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

[silvermoon424]

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

[sashayed]

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

[honey-andrevolution]

this is so relevant to my interests 

[siphersaysstuff]

It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths…

THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.

We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.

[anneriawings]

DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING

AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS

BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN-LOOKING-BUT-STILL-VERY-MUCH-MAMMALIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN

AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES

IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH

[sheikonfleek]

“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

[batboyblog]

only Alfred would spend 3 months with a dangerous dog to prove a point to Bruce and only Bruce could totally miss the point 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BRUCE HE GOT YOU THE GIFT OF A DOGGO ;_;

[guardgomabroa]

@unpretty

[ghostthinxx]

I can’t fucking believe that a cartoon predicted this

[sqrrlbot]

From the latest episode.

[fantasyartwatch]

Fantasy Cities by Jaecheol Park

[pearshapedcomics]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Pear-Shaped Comics