MarcTheFrog

Look at all this nerd shit

[marcthefrog]

[marcthefrog]

[elenafisher-archive]

[mavenmemnon]

[genjichu]

Spock: “In 24 hours, we’ll agree this conversation did not take place.”

Valeris: “A lie?”

Spock: “An omission.”

[bunjywunjy]

why’re giraffes so violent

most big herbivores are, frankly. if you have a pretty steady supply of food and don’t have to worry about missing a hunt and starving to death, you can afford to throw your weight around more and generally be more aggressive!

that’s why the most dangerous big animals in the world are almost all herbivores.

[bunjywunjy]

this is also why walking right up to these things in Jurassic Park would have been a fantastically bad idea

[haltraveler]

Sauropods would be fucking TERRIFYING and it annoys the hell out of me that media constantly portrays them as passive and harmless. That Indominus from Jurassic World would have been SLAUGHTERED against an Apatosaurus, let alone a whole HERD of them

[plaguedocboi]

Sauropods in general were recently discovered to have spikes (think like an iguana) and possibly bony clubs on their tails, which they could possibly whip at supersonic speeds. Apatosaurus was even more fucked up than an average sauropod, having an incredibly thick neck that it probably used to fight like giraffes do, and hooked spines lining the underside to make the blows do even more damage. If that fake-ass albino hybrid motherfucker from JW tried to take out a herd of real Apatosaurus is would’ve been absolutely ripped apart, bulletproof armor or no

[haltraveler]

Some scientists think that diplodocids like apatosaurus could whip their tails so fast that it’d create a sonic boom capable of straight-up killing a human from the sound alone at point-blank range.

[ask-cloverfield]

Nature is beautiful 

[charlesoberonn]

Imagine post-redemption Azula putting as much cunning and effort into planning regular events as she did her evil schemes.

Azula, planning Sokka's birthday party: This will be the best birthday party ever held! Children and adults alike across the world will quiver in awe for generations to come!

Azula: Ty Lee, rearrange those flowers at once! You're disgracing Sokka, yourself, and most importantly, you're disgracing me.

[cryptids-and-muses]

That’s exactly what she’d be like

[babyanimalgifs]

This praying mantis standing its ground 

(via)

[dustflier-deactivated20210913]

The thing about this that absolutely kills me is the person operating the excavator is gently trying to shoo the mantis away with the giant machine and the mantis is still trying to pick a fight with it

[cipheramnesia]

I get the same way when people try to help me.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Player: “He’s a carrion beetle”

DM: “He still has feelings”

Player: “And I intend to hurt them!”

[reaumantic]

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

[mossbug]

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

[godhatesfrankie]

save point

[despazito]

i was reading wikipedia about threats to gorilla conservation and i am deeply ashamed to admit that the mental image upon reading that a gorilla could step on a landmine made me laugh

[blackpyrefly]

this reads like a video game loading screen

[lunnefisk]

[may-doodle]

the trend on twitter #sailormoonredraw 

[may-doodle]

the trend on twitter #sailormoonredraw 

[11thsense]

A representation of my thought process at all times

[angelbabyspice]

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

[thesilencedmasses]

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

[moviesludge]

[decatris]

[roadkillandcrows]

Roe deer skull and a few favourite shed roe antlers.