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he/him 18 just a silly little guy in a silly big world My blog consists of incoherent thoughts and other posts I thought were silly

[narthoon]

Loved when hozier said “cream in the name of a four legged cod” or whatever

[mollyjames]

quick little halply doodle for this morning

[i-am-a-fish]

posture check! time to make your posture worse. it can always be worse. you can get shrimpier. inspiration if you need it:

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[aokozaki]

"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

[aokozaki]

"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

[charlesoberonn]

Check out my new philosophy called Correctism. It includes all of the correct and true ideas and rejects the wrong ones.

[holyunholy]

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

[holyunholy]

sorry, Dr. Dude

[thepioden]

Dude et. al.

[wormofmouth]

need y'all to know that most academics have publicly searchable email addresses and this not only makes their day but they can put nice emails in their giant packets for applying for jobs or tenure. "hi i read your paper for a class and it was very helpful, im at xyz college and the class is blah with professor blah" is sufficient and ENORMOUSLY helpful

[link-the-feral-anon]

It seems that, once again, when you can't kudos, commenting is the way to go

[voidambassador]

[voidambassador]

[voidambassador]

[tahthetrickster]

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

[fatgrowlithe]

runner up

[i-am-a-fish]

I was searching the internet for <character> because I like <character> and the auto search results recommended to me, in order

🔍 <character>

🔍 <character> death

[fourteenth-ascian]

happy 4/20

[punksandcannonballers]

no earth spoilers please, i’m only up to the cambrian explosion

[punksandcannonballers]

i’m really loving these new dinosaur characters, i hope they stick around awhile

[punksandcannonballers]

oh fuck off

[femdommunismforthemasses-deacti]

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the Magdeburg Unicorn

[mikkeneko]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

CHARACTER ADDED TO PARTY!

[infinityuserboxes]

[simonghostrileys]

Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧

[slagginbitch]

i fixed it

[robin-the-robo]

[the-walking-red-blog]

that’s an interesting marketing strategy

[topgunhat-deactivated20191021]

I summon Blue Eyes Hairy Chest in attack position

[milkarchive666-deactivated20140]

NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED FOR XY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NAMES AS OF YET, BUT IT IS BELIEVED TO BE AN ELECTRIC/ICE TYPE!!!!!!!! POPULAR FAN NAMES ARE “BLUE PIKACHU", “ICELECTRIC", AND “GAY SHITTY IDIOT".

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him