shminkys stank tank

Yes

[narwalace]

BEHOLD

[narwalace]

"I COULD FIT THE UNITED STATES UP MY ASS!"

"Senitor how did you fit the United States up your ass"

"I made it the fuck up"

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[narwalace]

I have come to a horrible conclusion in recent times

Those shitty AI slop story shorts are just a shell, a meir soulless copy

Of tumbler fake storys

Especially the ones where it's some random stranger coming to the defense of someone else and everyone claps

It all gives very 2010 Tumblr fake story energy but with zero Soul behind it

It's literally the gen Alpha equivalent of Tumblr fake stories

[narwalace]

"The coolaid man jacking off his coolaid cock"

An actual sentence spoken to me by my own partner

This is the worst time line

[narwalace]

ROCK SPODER MOVE AND MABY BEDROOM!!!!

[narwalace]

Watching project hail Mary with my friend

I love the rock spider despite arachnidphobia

Updates to come

I love silly little lonly rock boi

[n3bulaa]

this says a lot about society

[n3bulaa]

this SAYS nothing about sociery 😠😠😠🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡😤😤🤬🤬😠😠😠😠🫩🤬🤬🤬

[n3bulaa]

this says everything about society you idiot

[narwalace]

There is no poop

Just back spasms and rectal pain

[narwalace]

He want it...

[narwalace]

I CANT POST THIS ANYWERE ELSE BUT I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

I MAY HAVE GOTTEN MY TWO FRIENDS TOGETHER

ONE OF THEM IS SOME ONE WHO HAS NEVER BEEN TREATED RIGHT CUZ HER TASTE IN MEN IS SHIT

THE OTHER IS SCARED OF TALKING TO WOMAN AND JUST DOESNT BECAUSE OF THAT

IM SO HAPPY THAT IV MANAGED TO PUT THESE TWO TOGETHER

HE HAS ALREADY ON THEIR FIRST DATE AND OVER ALL DUBBLE DATE

* OPENED THE CAR DOOR FOR HER

*GIVEN HER A COAT WHEN SHE WAS COLD

*GAVE HER ONE OF THE CLEANED SHIRTS HE HAD WHEN SHE WAS COLD AND NEEDED A SHIRT FOR SLEEPING

*MADE SURE TO BE RESPECTFUL OVER ALL

This is obv the bare minimum

BUT

SHE HASNT EVER EXSPENCED THIS

Iv known this man long enough to know he will treat her right

And iv known this girl for 5× as long

She absolutely deserves and needs this, both of them do :)))))

I love playing cupid :3333

[narwalace]

UPDATE!!!!

After her thinking for a week she didn't have intrest she called me to tell me she does!!!!

They have been dating for two weeks and it's so cute!!!

He treats the bracelet she gave him on there first date like a religious artifact

[narwalace]

[narwalace]

[blasesaint]

[narwalace]

I CANT POST THIS ANYWERE ELSE BUT I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

I MAY HAVE GOTTEN MY TWO FRIENDS TOGETHER

ONE OF THEM IS SOME ONE WHO HAS NEVER BEEN TREATED RIGHT CUZ HER TASTE IN MEN IS SHIT

THE OTHER IS SCARED OF TALKING TO WOMAN AND JUST DOESNT BECAUSE OF THAT

IM SO HAPPY THAT IV MANAGED TO PUT THESE TWO TOGETHER

HE HAS ALREADY ON THEIR FIRST DATE AND OVER ALL DUBBLE DATE

* OPENED THE CAR DOOR FOR HER

*GIVEN HER A COAT WHEN SHE WAS COLD

*GAVE HER ONE OF THE CLEANED SHIRTS HE HAD WHEN SHE WAS COLD AND NEEDED A SHIRT FOR SLEEPING

*MADE SURE TO BE RESPECTFUL OVER ALL

This is obv the bare minimum

BUT

SHE HASNT EVER EXSPENCED THIS

Iv known this man long enough to know he will treat her right

And iv known this girl for 5× as long

She absolutely deserves and needs this, both of them do :)))))

I love playing cupid :3333

[narwalace]

Pro tip:

Instead of buying one of those apps or services that checks if your information is on the dark web and removes it; Leave your information on the dark web so that way when you forget your passwords you can just buy them back :)

[narwalace]

Snate bord~