life be hard

i hope ur happy megan

[feraligatr]

there’s at least one mean bone in my body

[meirimerens]

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

[chronictranssexuality]

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

[utopians]

the discussion surrounding chappell roan is so weird bc I thought we all agreed that the paparazzi should be attacked and killed in the street

[lakevida]

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

[goofstep]

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

[junglejim4322]

I’m gaslighting my stove

[charlesoberonn]

Every time I'm at an airport I relate more to this Jaden Smith tweet

[michaelmoonsbookshop]

just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks 

[dinkywinks]

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

[luxflora]

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

family album

[delgrosso]

[shingojira]

[lizardsfromspace]

Oh my god Wisconsin's governor just used a line item veto to secure school funding increases every year through 2425. He struck out a line so it now reads "through the 2023-2425 school year". He's allowed to do this lol

[lizardsfromspace]

Coastal Dems: now we can't go too far now haha, we can't. We've got to be reasonable, you know, also eight of us might defect to the Republicans if you're mean to us

Midwest Dems in control of no legislative bodies:

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kibibarel]

[trannycrisis-deactivated2024010]

I HATE YOU YOUTUBE NEW LAYOUT I HATE YOU SPOTIFY NEW LAYOUT I HATE YOU TUMBLR LIVE I HATE YOU YOUTUBE SHORTS I HATE YOU NOTES BUBBLE I HATE TIKTOKIFICATION OF EVERYTHING I HATE YOU ALGORITHMS AND TARGETED ADS I HATE WHAT THE INTERNET IS COMING TO

[huffylemon]

yeah that’ll do it

[linhardts]

the libs wanna rename it to san frantransco

[depsidase]

[sleepystrawberrybunny]

[tooies]

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

[looseinthecatroom]

[ordr]

i do

[modogoblin]

[modogoblin]