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[nashonearth]

I forever and always associate Alvin and the Chipmunks with playing Arkham Knight.

whenever I played Arkham Knight (and I’ve played this game like a dozen times now), my sibling would be watching Alvin and the Chipmunks RELIGIOUSLY.

they are now the same.

always Arkham Knight and the Chipmunks.

[nashonearth]

I’m waiting for someone to make me the cake that Sherman was eating in the backrooms when he and Mr. Peabody visited Marie Antoinette.

[nashonearth]

SINCE WHEN DID YOU RE-GET TUMBLR

more importantly, considering your current conundrum, HOW.

I got a little too brave lately

[nashonearth]

guys I have an important question

if my blood was soup, how many people could I feed??

[nashonearth]

I just googled it, that’s 5 liters of soup,

[nashonearth]

1 liter can feed 4-6 people

and if I didn’t fail math

5 liters can feed like.. 20+ people..

[nashonearth]

and bro if my blood wasn’t soup, then vampires be wasteful as heck. killing so many people but one person provides 20+ servings of vamp soup.

[donuts-multifandom-hellhole]

GODDDDD I JUST HAD A THOUGHT

Arkham Knight AU were everything is the same except The Arkham Knight isn't Jason

It's Stephanie

Because unlike Jason Stephanie was actually left to die by Bruce

The line "How long did you wait before replacing me? A month? A week?! I trusted you! And you left me to die!" is so much more tragic coming from Steph because unlike Jason it's true

Bruce didn't want to replace Jason Tim just kinda forced himself into Bruce's life whereas he only made Steph Robin to piss off Tim and didn't even bother saving her from Black Mask and didn't even respect her enough to take off his mask as she died

Her being The Arkham Knight would fit so well

[dragongirlmesilune]

@spooky-donut-ghost-house what if Jason rescues Steph and they decide to take revenge together? He as the Arkham Knight, she as his sidekick Shrike (like a dark version of Robin)?

[donuts-multifandom-hellhole]

YESSSSS

[clancy-calypso]

@batmansplatinumcard I don’t know shit about any of this but I thought of you when I saw this so here.

[nashonearth]

@tavi-calypso THANK YOU, I ABSOLUTELY NEEDED TO SEE THIS.

[nashonearth]

Damian would’ve slaughtered Gotham Knight’s game design of Jason

[nashonearth]

quotes/dialogue prompts (dc oc + canon) pt. ___

Dick: okay, who did it?

Tim: … did what-?

Dick: who hacked my account?

Jason: puts his hands up in surrender. Not me-

Dick: was it.. was it babs?

Barbara: no?

Rory: …….

Dick: … Rory?

Rory: ….

Dick: Rors.

Rory: that was definitely me.

Dick: why?? and how? you can barely use a remote.

Rory: you’re the one with the Netflix Subscription… and I’m the one who manages your account passwords, so.

Dick: ………….

Jason: … alright, Huxley. you win this round.

Tim: ….ah.

[that-clever-oc-deactivated20250]

<3

[filmarachnid]

I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING

Edit: I know I said INT wrong, the words were really small so I read “INT traditional” as “international”. Just figured I’d clear that up cause a lot of people pointed it out LMAO

[mikeluciraphgabe]

I never really wanted the heroes to be in this but I thought this time it would be funny. You may or may not see them again idk yet

Part 6 master-post

[klezmaniacs]

🍂🧪

jason penis todd the most beautiful woman to ever live

[nashonearth]

quotes/dialogue prompts (dc oc + canon)

rory: *on his death bed* with my dying breath, tim gets my social accounts, you finish those arguments i started.

tim: … that’s a legacy i can carry.

dick: what about me?

rory: … mm.

dick: … REALLY? your best friend and I get nothing?

rory: ………. you can have Bella?

damian: what? you promised ME your pet, huxley.

rory: oh yeah, that’s right, i did.. uhh.. my wealth?

dick: you’re broke and you were written out of your inheritance.

rory: lake house then.

dick: … good enough, i guess..

rory: jason can have my truck.

jason: rad. last words?

rory: what was the last thing i posted online?

tim: uhhh.. a tweet to Edward Nigma.. you said “shit your pants”..? … with all the wrong hashtags.

rory: … good. that.

dick: ….

dick: I despise you.

[klezmaniacs]

🦇🐞

this thang.

[nashonearth]

my love<3

if you genuinely think I’m going to find 240+ riddler trophies on my own, you’re insane.

[nashonearth]

quotes/dialogue prompts (dc oc + canon)

Rory: *ripping open a silica gel packet*

Dick: .. watcha got there, pal?

Rory: *proceeds to dump the silica into his mouth*

Dick: ROLAND NO- 

Tim: oh what the…

Jason: you know, I’ve always wanted to do that..

Barbara: just-… why..? was it really worth it?

Rory: … actually it wasn’t as fulfilling as I’d hoped it’d be..

[nashonearth]

trying to use my oc more to get a better grasp of how I’d want him to interact with dc characters because yes ⭐️ anyway, while I was doing so, this happened:

Did he just make a joke about Jason’s death?? can they do that?? 😭

[nashonearth]

quotes/dialogue prompts (dc oc + canon)FEATURING: GIRLS’ NIGHT! 

Dick: this is a travesty.

Tim: ..not sure that’s the correct- .. you know what? never mind.

Jason: what is?

Dick: Rory got invited to girls’ night. 

Jason: WHAT? But they always tell us “no boys”! 

Dick: I know right?!

Barbara, sipping a cup of tea: because last time we invited you to girls’ night, you tried to eat the clay masks. 

Dick and Jason: THAT WAS ONE TIME. 

Steph: and hopefully the last- 

Rory in the background with a face mask on and his hair up, letting Cass paint his nails: they did what?

Dick: nothing. 

Jason: don’t worry about it.

Duke, sitting beside them, also wearing a face mask: I’m worried about it.