wayward son can’t hurt me if i don’t read it
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wayward son can’t hurt me if i don’t read it
me, going through your posts to see what's up with this au (which is rly cool, and i can't wait to see what you come up with), sees someone ask who saved natasha, me, immediately: ebb ebb ebb eBB EBB EBB
Hmmmm. Good guess!I won’t confirm nor deny Ebb’s involvement~
Simon: yeet
Natasha: ??
Simon: yoot
Simon: yotun
Simon: yute
Simon: yeeten
Simon: yate
Simon: yeeth
Simon: yeeted
Natasha: You stop that right now
Baz Pitch, an intellectual: No let him finish
When does the first part of this come out bc I can't wait-
I still have a lot of world building and plot points to work out— I do have a general outline of what I wanna do with this au, but I gotta work out specifics.That being said, I can’t tell you when the first part comes out because I don’t really know.I am working on a one shot right now for the AU though so expect that soon!
What does Natasha think about Baz being gay? I mean we know that his happiness is the most important thing to her but how did she react at first? Did she always know? Did she totally changed opinions on gay people thanks to Baz coming out? I need answers, darling.
The Pitch Family and many of the other old fashioned families weren’t accepting of LGBTQ+ at all. That is, until Natasha Pitch’s son came out as gay and all hell broke loose.
Pssst. There’s a fic in progress *eyes emoji*
When Baz meets Simon, it’s before either of them go to Watford, but after Davy is banned.
WHO SAVED H E R
Good question~
what if everything we know is a lie and natasha pitch is alive and the mage is working for her to make her sons life hell
Sometimes i look back at this and im glad that i didnt make this happen in this au
"Basilton. He's not even using 'Stay Put,' his friend is using it for him."
"mom im getting real tired of ur shit"
Ahh, what would happened if Simon asks Natasha for her blessing in marriage?
Natasha: *screams for ten minutes straight*Simon: *s w e a t s*Natasha: *stops screaming*Simon:Natasha:Simon:Natasha:Simon:Natasha: yeah sure go for it
Real answer: She’d hate it, but she values Baz’s happiness more than anything. She’d support it wholeheartedly, because Simon makes Baz happy and that’s all she’s ever wanted.
Ahh, what would happened if Simon asks Natasha for her blessing in marriage?
Natasha: *screams for ten minutes straight*Simon: *s w e a t s*Natasha: *stops screaming*Simon:Natasha:Simon:Natasha:Simon:Natasha: yeah sure go for it
Why is still Baz a vampire? Like did the vampire attack still happen?
Yeah, it still happened. Natasha just didn’t get a chance to use the suicide spell ;)I wonder who saved her~?
"Mom stop"
"Basilton, he turned an apple into a banana instead of an orange"
"Oranges are overrated!"
does natasha ever get angry at baz? what would happen if she did?
“You’re sleeping in my office tonight.”“WHY.”“No Simon privileges for twenty four hours.”“MOM NO. PLEASE. ANYTHING BUT THAT.”
Remember, Natasha does not like Simon. She could easily kick him out. Keeping an eye on him and Davy isn’t that important to her.
However, Baz’s happiness is much, much more important. No matter how many times she tries to find reasons to kick Simon out, Baz whines about it. And whines. And whines. Until Natasha agrees to let Simon keep going to Watford.
Natasha: Good job, son, land in those uppercuts
Natasha: But don't get yourself hurt
Natasha: Or Simon will
Baz: not Simon!
Natasha: bitch did I stutter