unicornios-everywhere

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[prasejeebus]

Friend: complains about their boyfriend 

Me and my single ass:

[bled]

[mirandaadria]

[hello-pet-deactivated20130113]

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

[emmettshearer-deactivated201707]

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

[turnon]

not even exaggerating clear skin would literally revolutionize my entire lifestyle from start to finish!!!

[theintrovertnation]

JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION MOVEMENT

JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION FACEBOOK PAGE

[modernathenamd]

#74 was me today when I was standing in clinic, trying to visualize a calendar in my head. A nurse actually asked me if “that scowl” was meant for her. Whoops.

[stinkalope-deactivated20190219]

I know this isn’t a serious show, but, this really spoke to me.

[a6]

lawful good: sleeping with fan off and blanket off when its hot chaotic evil: sleeping with fan on and blanket on when its hot

[guiiiermo]

Names I hate because I never know how the specific person spells it:

Matthew or Mathew Sarah or Sara Ashley or Ashlee or Ashlie Johnathan or Johnathon

[mickie310]

Steven Stephen Hayley Haley Hailey Zac Zach Zack Garrett Garett Garret

[guiiiermo]

I can’t believe they are so many people who hate this too.

[phillovesdogs-deactivated201812]

you think thats bad

Here are 135 different ways to spell Katelyn

[anightvaleintern-blog1]

Um excuse you, 136.

[kryptonians]

That is literally child abuse

[shencomix]

If you snooze on your ideas, somebody else just might make them a reality!

For sharing: Long-ways | Square-ways

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

[aisforarthur]

[thebackyardigans]

……his own fam 

[railroadsoftware]

wow

[avatarmerida]

someone: that’ll cost you an arm and a leg

me:

[olowuaru]

When people bring up things from about a year ago and it’s like god, that was like totally 5 personalities ago… I have changed… A LOT

[teenscoolest]

[mooglemain]

[19-88s]

[fyeah-hetalia-deactivated201312]

You know what show had the biggest plot twist ever? 

I had absolutely no clue Blue was a girl

meaning my entire childhood was spent shipping two female dogs

I had a lesbian dog otp at the age of 5 omfg

[leatherh0ff-deactivated20140813]

Magenta is a boy

[ulfric-stormfront-blog]

what the fuck

[jennaypennay]

blue’s clues took assigned gender colors and told society to suck it