SPAM at its finest

TAKE A GOOD SPAM

[j0rrated]

i have NPC energy cause most of my replies consist on

ok

NICE

hell ye!

no…….

yes?

sdfghjhghjkjDFGHJKGHJJDFGSS

thank you so much!

fuck!

[j0rrated]

more reasons im a NPC:

if i stand still for too long i start doing idle animations 

will only talk to people if they start conversation first 

my walking speed is too fast to be walking and too slow to be running

if you talk to me too many times i start repeating dialogue

if you do a small favor for me i will follow you around without questions

i will drop a lot exposition if you ask

sometimes i get stuck on doors

you may stand in a straight line from me holding a corpse but its more than 10 meters so i will not notice

low HP

[tokai-teio]

[everythingfox]

I will cast a spell to make you have a good day

  ∧＿ ∧　

（｡◕ ω ◕)｡)つ━☆・*。

　　                 　°。 *´¨)

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It is done

[kawozhin-moved-blog]

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

[konorai]

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

[great-tweets]

IT’S NAME IS FLOP

[jackhawksmoor]

that’s it, folks, we’ve reached peak cute

[ampervadasz]

[lord-kitschener]

[pocketavery]

Problem with drawing your OC?

There is a 3D program where you can set everything.. i mean EVERYTHING on your character! And it’s free! 

It’s called FUSE

http://store.steampowered.com/app/257400

you can pick between realistic and anime style… But most important: you can ANIMATE THEM!

[mamapluto]

thesylverlining

[thesylverlining]

….oMG? Useful as hell? bless your heart and the creator and just… holy crap. This is going to save me. Like. A world of pain.

[gregtethras-deactivated20151201]

this is too much power for one man

[jackymedan]

[hallucin8]

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

[latadelixo]

[burgrs]

snorp

[iguanamouth]

[livewire11211]

OH MY GOD

[skyholic-deactivated20180115]

Have A Nice Day!

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

[nb-tomfool]

This post radiates positive energy

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

HAVE A NICE DAY

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[adrianshidden]

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

[adrianshidden]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

do u ever get a message or a comment that like isn’t OVERTLY sexual but it’s in the subtext and even though it seems completely innocent your kink alarm bell rings something like

“you’re so cute! would love to see a photo of you in some red sneakers!”

like…..that’s too specific to be innocuous…………. .

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

god i love this

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

i woke up at 6 this morning, wrote ‘malware is like vampires’ on my notes page, then went back to sleep.

@me: what the fuck

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

OH MY GOD BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO INVITE IT IN. YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE MALWARE TO LET IT TAKE OVER YOUR COMPUTER

[grapes-of-laugh]

You Wouldn’t Download A Vampire

[parrisblood]

I would

[tibets]

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

[tibets]

i have truly posted some things online

[karaagehime]

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

[aku-no-homu]

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

[kainoliero]

You blink back. It’s only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her.

[hollowsolaris]

Big Night Cat watches over the Earth <3

[sarahhbe]

Oh my, look through the reblogs and see all the art! This was one of my favorites!

[overwatch-central-blog]

Junkrat makes a new friend

-Returns to Overwatch Main menu screen - Junkrat appears and laughs

My 3 yr old Sister: “Is that you?”

Me: “No that’s junkrat.”

Sister: “His hair is on fire.”

Me: “Yup.” 

Sister: “ Does it hurt him? Is he otay?”

Me: “No it doesn’t hurt, He’s ok it happens.”

Sister: “What is that? Is he a turtle?” 

Me: “No that’s his tire he uses it to blow people up.”

Sister:  “ I like him, he’s my friend. Can you take my picture with him?”

[puffeyes-deactivated20250802]

ﾟ+｡:.ﾟヽ(*´∀`)ﾉﾟ.:｡+ﾟ

[unfitninjuh]

This whole content made me a lot less stressed about finals and added about five years of my life back