Breathe

Don't mind me. I'm just another nobody.

[zestyleaf]

"magical fey shapeshifter surrounded by regular animals" is by far my favorite cartoon saloon trope

[avi17]

[zestyleaf]

This is the funniest fucking addition anyone has ever made on one of my posts. Everyone else go home

[unovasuperhell-deactivated20201]

obsessed with torchics hgss pokedex entry

[unovasuperhell-deactivated20201]

this lives in my head rent free

[appleturnovr]

oh to have fire type pardner

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Image Description.

Text reads "This is Smaug, the dragon from the Hobbit. Smaug famously stole a mountain full of gold. So full that he sleeps buried under gold. We're talking literally tons and tons of gold by weight.

Forbes tracks Smaug as the second wealthiest fictional character. He had been first, but the price of gold took a tumble more his vast, overwhelming fortune is only worth $51,400,00 0,000.00. Or $51.4 billion.

That means EVEN THOUGH he has an ENTIRE MOUNTAIN full of almost nothing but solid gold , Smaug would be ranked at the FIFTEENTH wealthiest American.

Fourteen Americans have more money than a gold-hoarding dragon.

Please consider that next time you say deca-billionaores deserve their wealth and shouldn't pay their employees livable wages.

Image below of Smaug covered in gold. All you can see is his eye.

End description.

-fae

[datasoong47]

Okay, but also, the second wealthiest fictional character is less wealthy than fourteen actual people?  Like, fiction writers coming up with the most absurdly wealthy people they can think of still fall short of actual real-life people

[beaniebaneenie]

14 individual Americans EACH have more money than a dragon who sleeps on an entire mountain full of gold.

Not like, 14 combined.

14 separate people EACH have more goddamn money TO THEMSELVES than a whole ass mountain full of solid gold.

[procrastinationonvacation]

Be the wizard you wish to see in the world 

[catchymemes]

[tikattu]

make my brain focus for once- challenge

[tikattu]

sequel

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[harryshouse]

norway’s curling team is appropriately dressed for valentine’s day

[harryshouse]

day 2: norway is still slaying the pants game

[harryshouse]

day 3: pants game is still on top

[harryshouse]

day 4: still impressive

[harryshouse]

day 5: another day another trouser

[harryshouse]

day 6: they have yet to wear one pair twice

[psychokangaroo]

Okay so I already reblogged this once but I’m reblogging again because I just watched a short documentary about these pants.

Apparently back at their first Olympics appearance, they (especially Chris Svae, the ginger who plays second) were pretty disappointed with their gear because the gear didn’t look flattering. They couldn’t change the shirts because of Norway federation sponsorships so they started looking for pants to wear. They had a hard time finding pants that both looked respectable enough for professional curling and stretchy enough to allow curling, and promptly gave up on finding pants that were both stretchy and professional.

Chris Svae ended up finding pants that were Norway-colors-ish that looked comfortable enough for curling, but had crazy patterns. People at Olympics were not happy about this because PATTERNS AREN’T RESPECTABLE ENOUGH, so they were conflicted. But the night before the opening ceremony, they were hanging out with a bunch of lady skiiers. Chris at some point just takes off his pants and put on the crazy pants they bought and asks “Do you think we should wear these pants” and the skiers were like “he’ll yeah you should totally do it”

So they wore the crazy pants to play in the Olympics, and a few days later the website where they bought the pants crashed. The owner of the website visited them in Vancouver for the Olympics, and then decided to sponsor the team.

And now, 8 years layer, the Norwegian team has a different pair of pants for each match. Including a Valentine’s day pair.

[thescarletlibrarian]

This is a weird but lovely kind of wholesome.

[johanrapper]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cat-memes-only]

This is art

[treacle-a]

[princesstigerbelle]

NICE

[spinningyarns]

If I caption this “I can haz cheezburger?” do you think the fabric of time and space will rip and we’ll be flung violently back into our own past?

[highlandvalley]

なんか並んでくれた😍💕 https://twitter.com/kikechi776/status/1130288022795145222/photo/1

[lanternist]

[thenatsdorf]

“I woolly wuv your wool”

[justcatposts]

“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

(Source)

[mikkeneko]

oh to be Spatula bunking down for a snowy night

[iguanamouth]

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

[censorbotoffical]

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[small-town-equestrian]

so i’ve been taking photos for quite some time now but this

is quite possibly

my fAVORITE PICTURE EVER

[peroxical]

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

[stjepan-sejic]

yesterday was a funny day on twitter XD

https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1061786484028596224

[summeryewberry]

There’s been an update:

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Aaand another update:

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Update #3:

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Update #4:

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Update #5:

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Update #6:

[ruffboi-mags]

oh good we finally got there

[physibear]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

[moku-youbi]

It got better!!!

[merenwennolat]

AHHHHHH