Natalie

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[holygeist]

mentally i am chewing on Polly Pocket clothing

[yurimom]

this is really just my favorite tiktok

[unclefather]

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

[aireina]

may 2021 be the year we get bisexual boyfriends

[nattiegator]

I’m the friend I wish I had

[localstarboy]

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

[dogfella-deactivated20150228]

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

[kochamchleb]

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

[954mm]

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

That time of the year again

[forever-slaying]

“You threw a turkey at me” 😂😂

[bantugal]

I love white ppl😍

[psychedelicfelon]

White peoples live lifetime movies 😂😂😂

[mxnrique]

tag yourself i’m the one recording.

[wheredoyougofromhere]

My favorite holiday movie

[livelifegoldennn]

his screams in the background while his mom is crying and picking up the food is my favorite song

[nattiegator]

I’m the friend I wish I had

[slappycat]

open rp

any sluts out here want some tea? a fucking biscuit?

[kirkegarde]

‘Tis I, Matthew Hopkins, infamous English witch-hunter, responsible for the deaths of between 230 and 400 people in the 17th century.

Excuse me, miss.  Are you, by chance… a witch?

[slappycat]

a witch yeah yeah, anyway shit this tea has NO sugar and i forgot sugarcubes is that cool with you

[kirkegarde]

Matthew Hopkins recoils in fear and disgust, for this is truly…

Y-yes, that will be fine.  As a Puritan, if I take tea at all, it is without sugar…

Seeming to have not alerted the witch, he chooses to take a subtle approach and coax the damning information out of her.

Now, pardon me for asking, but do you regularly hold council with imps and other such demons, perhaps meeting for tea and to blaspheme God?

[slappycat]

look dude do you want a biscuit or not

[kirkegarde]

Matthew Hopkins’ eyes darken in fear, and his face goes ghastly white.  The Witchfinder General has found a witch for whom he is no match.  She evades even his most cunning inquiries with ease, and the brazen air with which she admits her heresy shows she fears neither man nor God.  He cannot win, and defeated, he relents.

A biscuit would be lovely… Thank you.

[slappycat]

bitchin

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[lamignonette]

[submalevolentgrace]

the cat is increasing the value of that bowl so fucking much

[anxietyproblem]

[cruellheaven]

“A man’s appetite can be hearty, but a woman with an appetite is always voracious: her hunger always overreaches, because it is not supposed to exist.”

— Jess Zimmerman, from Hunger Makes Me. (via ligeia-of-the-rhine)

[sad-plath]

“I am very aware of what I’m doing to myself / but I can’t seem to stop.”

— — Elizabeth Schmuhl, from “Sick,” published in Guesthouse (via lifeinpoetry)

[mxnrique]

[sculptureoflimitations-deactiva]

TV History

[circlesandtriangles]

“Excuse me, I’m on the phone.”

[alisonzai]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[sunwukxng]

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have