In my BNHA phase

One Of The Good Moids™ Tell @twansmisogynist that I said hi

[butch-reidentified]

AMAB as in All Men Are Bastards

[joeyridersvoid]

Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

[flipocrite]

Even ignoring the quantity of workers or weaponry, I think there’s something special about specifically

using a knife

to threaten a cook

in a kitchen

[earhartsease]

not the

not the shar

not the sharpest kn

[memecucker]

Removing religion as a force from politics >>>>> whatever you favorite liberal interpretation of the Bible is

[natures-imperfection]

Absolutely SICK with worry today lads!!!!!!

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[whunt]

What happened to instagram

instagram is like being a gambling addict who knows youre a gambling addict but all of your friends from childhood, high school, college, and beyond plus all the local artists you enjoy hang out at the casino as a social watering hole so youre like okay that's the happening place maybe i'll go hang out at the casino i'm sure it won't become a problem this time. so you do and its good at first, the people are good people, and you like knowing what theyre up to, and you enjoy having a place to communicate one-on-one with certain individuals because you missed them and don't have a way of contacting them other than at the casino. but at the same time youre losing money every night on the slot machines and you're starting to feel bad about yourself because the casino also projects movies on the walls that attempt to play to your specific cravings and insecurities as an individual plus everybody there is doing PR for themselves plus youre now finding yourself at the casino all the time not because of a genuine pull to connect with a specific cared-for person or group of people but simply because you feel like you HAVE to go there or you'll miss some nebulous ill-defined "something that might happen". also you have to be careful not to get lost in the casino because it is the size of 50 shopping malls and has no windows and weird stuff happens in some of the more tucked-away corners. hopefully that answerd your question

[greenlabcoat]

Pedestrian affirmations:

YOU ARE INVINCIBLE

AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU

GOD'S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU

CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION

[garmbreak1]

The most obnoxious phase of the pandemic was the one where organizations started declaring random other shit “the real pandemic”

[official-kircheis]

that really was the real pandemic

[garmbreak1]

[official-kircheis]

why is twilight sparkle there

[soberscientistlife]

Reminder: The GOP wants to gut the food stamp program.

[girlschasinggirls]

not sorry but i would rather every porn actress and prostitute that enjoys what they do have to get a new job than one single person be trafficked or raped again and i will never change my mind

[riggio037]

greed comes in many forms

[kronkk]

If you have to misrepresent your enemy to make people hate them you have to start to wonder who's the fascist actually

[kronkk]

If you have to misrepresent your enemy to make people hate them you have to start to wonder who's the choice feminist libfem actually

[atomiccliff]

[hellsite-yano]

Never gets old seeing posts that so earnestly and genuinely explain something that is 100% obvious to anybody who doesn't spend their life hopelessly online

[hellsite-yano]

"You have to bring your own moral framework to adult stories"

"There's more to media than shipping"

"We NEED to get comfortable with disliking people without pretending they've done anything wrong"

"Sometimes people on the internet LIE so always check donation posts!!"

"Do NOT cosign a loan for someone on tumblr"

[hellsite-yano]

"It's very important you know the difference between a homeless person and someone making 20 different accounts to farm money from gullible tumblr users whose only exposure to homeless people is awkwardly avoiding eye-contact with them outside the supermarket"

[owls-garden-deactivated20231123]

I hope ppl know Frieda Kahlo was bisexual not lesbian , 💖💜💙 ty and happy pride regardless

[end-orfino]

ALRIGHT FOLKS

WHICH TEAM??

VAMPIRES

WEREWOLVES

Voting ended onJun 30, 2023

[kushblazer666]