astarion's pet

BG3 sideblog. I love this horny game.

[knave3]

purple chronically ill wizard i have some thoughts about you

[moderncryptid]

Everyone in Wyll's life just assuming the worst about him at all times as if he's not a walking beam if sunshine makes me want to throw hands with half of the nobility of the city. I won't, because he would want to be the bigger person, but they should understand the only thing between them and a "I didn't ask how big the room is" fireball is Baldur's Gate Prince Charming

[iicaru2]

thank you patch 7 for working romance dialogue because i now know that wyll thinks gale is so much more tolerable now that he’s getting laid

(via the bg3 wiki, as i lost the ingame screenshot of this banter somewhere)

[wildmagickatie]

"So much shadow around us. To think I almost missed the light." ❤️

model - doublenyl

Members voted for a solo Wyll render in my last character poll over on Patreon! 🥰

Full version on Bluesky or Patreon

[zombie-bait]

Another quick butch princess Wyll because my first one somehow managed to get 3k notes recently <3 thank you everyone for embracing the butch propaganda. One day I'm gonna have to draw more of the other bg3 characters but that day is not today lmao

[1111-siik]

Don't be so pissed, Mr. Dekarios.

[wtevrthefkiwant]

So how did your fight go?

[godofdystopia]

Me before meeting Wulbren: Oh man, Wulbren will be so happy that his husband Barcus is moving heaven and earth for him! Barcus is such a cool guy for going this out of his way to help his totally platonic friend and I cant wait for the reunion where they get marrtied and adopt all the tiefling orphans and live happily ever after!

Me after meeting Wulbren:

[favorite-steam-reviews]

“If I had a physical copy of this game and it had cylindrical shape, I’d shove it up my ass”. Game: Baldur’s Gate 3

[excaryder]

[baenere]

Oh my fucking god dude

[aliny-ssuu]

Pose study from the game

[the-mind-of-emma]

Astarion talking with his hands

Baldur's Gate 3 (2023)

[mimorugk]

Archdruid Halsin was embarrassed

(No tiefling was hurt tho)

[amischiefofmice]

ty, astarion, for failing every fucking arcana check possible here to make this amazing comedy bit

[poke-bon]

That's my guy

[wemightbothberobots]

You can't tell me they wouldn't

[ikarons]

anyway. wyll ravengard you agree

[ikarons]

hes not naive he doesnt need to be Told that his pact with mizora is Bad For Him and Ruining His Life he knows that! he is already so angry at the way she uses him and directs him — he Hates her — and even angrier at the fact that when he Needed divine intervention, when his home city was on the verge of destruction, the god didn't answer and only mizora was there, ready to take advantage of the Desperation of the situation

like he literally knows that it was exploitative!

he just believes. like, has to believe. that it was worth it... that he chose it, because it was right, and that therefore even though he was exploited he isn't a victim, because he Did The Right Thing and he can still Do The Right Thing. and he has to hang on to that idea. because he can't see a way Out. like if you actually talk to him he pretty readily tells you that if he thought he could get out of his pact without getting turned into a lemure he would, but that isn't on the table! it only ends up being possible in the first place because of the Insane circumstances of the plot of the game! so he clings to the idea that he can use his pact to do right by the people of the sword coast and bring some good into the world despite what mizora wants, because he wants to be the help to others that he was denied when he was forced to choose between turning to her or letting over 100,000 people die, and because if he can do that then he thinks it makes everything that's been Done To Him worth it

like he literally knows it's bad! his relationship with his father is i think more complicated and he really struggles to be angry with his dad or perceive his disownment as like. a cruelty. against him. in part because his father is the person who taught him the values he holds so closely and they are each-other's Only family and also in part because, well, if you asked wyll to choose between wyll and the gate he'd pick the gate every time too, so. but he literally does know that what mizora did and does to him is awful! he doesn't need to be gentle parented to this conclusion! he's just. choosing to be good and kind and warm and set aside his rage to help others Anyway. because for wyll it is that or despair.

anyway. who remembers how bad he wanted to kill gortash on sight. sexy

[salmonandsoup]

HE WAS SEVENTEEN, WOKEN UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO CHAOS, AND TOLD BY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN HE COULD DO SOMETHING TO FIX EVERYTHING WRONG, SOMETHING HE WAS BEING GROOMED TO DO ANYWAYS. HE WAS SEVENTEEN. HE. WAS. SEVENTEEN. LEAVE HIM ALONE. WYLL RAVENGARD. YOU AGREE