questions, question, questions

Individual, semi-selective, independent oc ||  Under construction ||

[navel-oranges-a]

who wants a starter? I gots no icons but  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  the hell not

[leigheasaim-blog]

Do you ever think about how HEAVY clouds are? Did you know that they have a mass of SEVERAL MILLION tons?! That’s like, a THOUSAND elephants. Or, or ——  SIXTY ONE Tyrannosaurus rex! Or SEVEN Argentinosaurus!

[navel-oranges-a]

Neil’s smile slipped just a little, the corners of his lips forgetting and dropping. Was it a manipulation tactic? Did the kid want something more? Were they being passive aggressive? No probably not, just second guessing? Yeah, that had to be it. Be honest and they will too. The whole damn world isn’t about you, stop thinking like that you idiot. ❝ I said I wanted a friend to hang around with right? You’ve lived in Japan much longer than me….right? We don’t gotta swim or stuff, but I could teach you...um, but there are a lot of fun things to do. Walking is nice, there are always new thing to discover. ❞ a quiet voice at the back of Neil’s mind scoffed.

  ‘Nice? You’re just being selfish. Good job, you fooled another one into thinking you were nice.’

[navel-oranges-a]

@magicisanima

❝ I didn’t even do anything wrong and I got kicked out. If they don’t want people setting fire to their pamphlets then they should supply them in banks. pamphlets in banks have it coming.  ❞

[navel-oranges-a]

Finally face to face, Neil let out a rare and warm smile. Oh, he didn’t look so good, maybe this was a bad idea. too late now. ❝ Fayren, right? You look kind of bored or something. Would you like to go on an adventure with me? I mean, I know you said you were leaving to get a drink of water or something, but hey, why go to class when you could be having a super fun adventure. I mean, if that’s what you like. I don’t need you to come along or anything, I just thought it would be fun to have a friend around. ❞

[navel-oranges-a]

Navel watched the other kid give their excuses, before leaving. His usual bored expression did not disappoint, as he thought over secret and silent thoughts. The kid seemed kind of down and sleepy? No maybe just annoyed. He couldn’t really tell, why was it so hard to understand other people? Oh well, might as well give it a shot. Turning on long legs the teenager followed the same path Fayren had taken. ❝ Hey wait up! I’ve got a question for you. ❞

[navel-oranges-a]

@faysohma

   ❝ shouldn’t you be in class? Break is over, you know? ❞ 

[navel-oranges-a]

cont from [here] with @her-mighty-roar

❝ but that hole is so small…. ❞ Navel craned his head just a little bit, taking in the image of fresh dirt. ❝ is for a child or dog or something? Don’t you know that there are better ways to vent than to kill? ❞  or perhaps not. He’s never tried it personally and thus, couldn’t be sure. ❝ do you need help with an alibi? ❞

[magicisanima]

@navel-oranges

     Paps!! Navel’s cheeks gently. “Psst!! Navel!!!” She says in a not so soft whisper. “Hug me.”

[navel-oranges-a]

          he really, really wanted to say something but...saying something might break the spell. Long, long arms wrap around the smaller, not even hesitating. Stuff like like this was always easier when he got a direct request..and secretly navel was more than ecstatic to be given an excuse to hold his friend.

[navel-oranges-a]

❝ Oh! Wow that’s cool you really know a lot about everything, hu, Erie? ❞ and he meant it too, the word ‘theory’ didn’t really register within Navel’s brain. It just kind of floated in one ear and then right out the other. ❝ I wish I knew as much about bears and their cool names as you do. Does ‘c’ always stand for cute? Or just here? ❞

[navel-oranges-a]

Navel let out a little sigh of relief. It was looking like Erie actually liked the gift. Almost automatically his hand slipped back into his pockets, fingers curling around small objects, absentmindedly fiddling with them. ❝ There was a big lot of summer stuff, so it only seemed fitting. I didn’t know if you liked swimming or not, but I bet you could just have it around for other things. I don’t know. ❞ he shrugged, trying really hard to be the cool one for once. He might have even managed it,  if it hadn’t been for the other kid’s next words;  ‘I really like it….You’re the best.’  that wasn’t playing fair.  

        ❝ Y-you okay? You’re face l-looks kind of funny? Ah, no wait, ignore that. I mean, um, ❞ shit ❝ you’re welcome, or something. ❞

[leigheasaim-deactivated20170314]

 + @navel-oranges

      “Did you know an arctophile is a person who collects - or just really likes - teddy bears? This lady named Jackie Miley has over TEN THOUSAND of them, isn’t that… cute?”

[navel-oranges-a]

      ❝ No, why do they call it that. Arctophile doesn’t sound anything like ‘teddy bear lover’ kind of the wrong name if you ask me. I’m not really sure what cute is supposed to be about, but if you say it’s cute, im sure it is.  ❞ 

[navel-oranges-a]

@leigheasaim

        ❝ It’s a rubber duck inflatable... ❞       he said, offering the wrapped package to Erie. ❝ Summer is coming around and there was a two for one deal. Um, I don’t really have any other friends, so, you’re kind of the only person I could give it to. Not that I didn’t want you to have it, it’s just that, if you don’t want it or anything, you don’t have to feel bad. I’m sure I could just throw it at some kid at school or something. ❞ 

[navel-oranges-a]

Continued from && with @alice-harley-quinn

❝ ᴡᴇʟʟ ɪᴍ ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘᴜɴᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, ᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇꜱ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏ   ‘ᴍᴏʟᴇꜱᴛᴀᴛᴇ’ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ɪꜰ ‘ᴍᴏʟᴇꜱᴛᴀᴛᴇ’ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴏʟᴇꜱᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ  ❞

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

I Hate Valentine’s Day Starters

“If I see one more heart, I’m going to hurt someone.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue…Go to hell, fuck you.”

“Why can’t I just NOT be single this year?”

“I think Cupid just slapped me in the face…”

“How about you come over so we can watch bad rom coms and make fun of them?”

“It’s totally not pathetic that I’m on Tinder/Grindr right now…”

“I HATE Valentine’s Day.”

“This holiday is nothing but capitalistic propaganda anyway.”

“Valentine’s Day is a web of lies.”

“The only good thing about it is that once it’s over, all of the chocolate goes on sale.”

“Cupid is a douchebag.”

“All of these happy couples…I’m going to puke.”

[little-shark-memes]

The 11th icon in your folder is how your muse looks when they kill someone.

[navel-oranges-a]

[sarcastic-clapping]

im smol and ready 2 brawl

[navel-oranges-a]

@leigheasaim