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raybans

@punk--indrublic @q8blanco @purpleheart99 @nattyyyx @rreed-ist @jed1270 @221b-fandomstreet @vonaguvexure2936 @floridianprep @sjk-23 @kewl-nawt @rxpture @marghoe-cuntlaturnip @etrack01 @passive-depressive-blog @avoir--envie @ohitsthe310-blog @yvngwild-babe @exxcusemewhat @xx2s19 @tahz8249 @victoriousjump @inbroaddaylight @dontbeanassbutt @eyaustin @fitnessformylife @goldaline-my-dear

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raybans

@punk--indrublic @q8blanco @purpleheart99 @nattyyyx @rreed-ist @jed1270 @221b-fandomstreet @vonaguvexure2936 @floridianprep @sjk-23 @kewl-nawt @rxpture @marghoe-cuntlaturnip @etrack01 @passive-depressive-blog @avoir--envie @ohitsthe310-blog @yvngwild-babe @exxcusemewhat @xx2s19 @tahz8249 @victoriousjump @inbroaddaylight @dontbeanassbutt @eyaustin @fitnessformylife @goldaline-my-dear

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raybans

@punk--indrublic @q8blanco @purpleheart99 @nattyyyx @rreed-ist @jed1270 @221b-fandomstreet @vonaguvexure2936 @floridianprep @sjk-23 @kewl-nawt @rxpture @marghoe-cuntlaturnip @etrack01 @passive-depressive-blog @avoir--envie @ohitsthe310-blog @yvngwild-babe @exxcusemewhat @xx2s19 @tahz8249 @victoriousjump @inbroaddaylight @dontbeanassbutt @eyaustin @fitnessformylife @goldaline-my-dear

[earthstory]

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I AM WEEPING

[wonderhecko]

curious

[whitepeopletwitter]

[harljordan]

Thor Odinson: God of Thunder and Feminist Icon

[anarchohellenism]

Thor really drinking his respect women juice

[catchymemes]

Terrible maps

[football-in-tuxedos]

I’m waiting for a map that’s terrible, where are they?

[seimu-k]

Brazil is there, so i’m happy

[programmerhumour]

Finding this in the server room made my day

[folkhound]

[tomorrowcomest0day]

[writterings]

fun fact about american history: george washington was apparently so sexy that when he was 17 he went swimming a river and some girl that had a crush on him stole his clothes and watched as he walked around naked looking for them

[writterings]

aaron burr, the guy who shot alexander hamilton and also the second vice president of the united states, tried to start an empire out in texas

[writterings]

marquis de lafayette literally had to sneak out of france to come aid america and while some versions of the story claim that he disguised himself as a commoner, other versions say he dressed up like a woman

[writterings]

literally all the founding fathers had daddy issues, specifically alexander hamilton who refused to even befriend george washington initially because he didn’t want to grow close to someone who had the potential to become a father like figure to him

[writterings]

thomas jeffereson kept a bust of alexander hamilton in his house at monticello for no reason other than the fact that hamilton was his sworn enemy and he felt as though he needed a very expensive bust of his sworn enemy in his house

[pinkbat99]

I love all of this please keep going.

[writterings]

they didn’t let hamilton try this one course of study at king’s college because it was so intense that it made one student literally get sick and have to go home for months on end and that student was james madison

[torchlake]

george washington made a rule banning snacks during cabinet meetings because thomas jefferson would always eat mac n cheese which wasn’t big in the us at the time and all the other founding fathers thought it was disgusting

[peggycatrerr]

aaron burr once set himself on fire because he attempted to light a candle by shooting it because he was too tired to get an actual match and his gun was nearby

[whenharrymetsallys]

[supersaiyansadie]

thIS IS THE BEST PUN EVER AND IF YOU DON’T AGREE GET OUT

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

honestly i didn’t realise that was a pun st first bc English Officers in the first world war were just Like That

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

[north-of-annwn]

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

[helendamnationx]

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

[punkrorschach]

[11thsense]

A representation of my thought process at all times

[angelbabyspice]

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

[thesilencedmasses]

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

[compulsive]

[18-3829b-19-deactivated20190505]

[gammywank]

[cliffordmemes77-blog]

[slimdaddymbaku]

American healthcare system be like

[tubacondom]

I️ fucking hate this

[uuddlrlrba-start]

definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system

there, I fixed it

[big-gay-bird]

More like 

[marius7th]

I’m crying at the corrections done to it.

[phasered]

i am a grown ass woman, an academic, a published researcher, a criminologist, i even pay taxes and have a lease on a comfortable but reasonably priced sedan, but the second i see the number “69″ in any context its like i’m being possessed by the spirit of every 13 year old boy worldwide simultaneously. the lizard brain frantically slams the shutdown button on my reasonable mental processes with manic glee and the word ‘nice’ is out of my mouth quicker than a wildfire during a drought