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I graduated top of my class sumo cum loud

what if the pied piper was just french and a freak

#pied means foot in french #pied piper #shitpost #humor #lol

doing my best, and my best I mean putting my all into one minute instance and slogging through the rest like im at the dmv and the dmv is closed and also im dead

#shitpost #humor #dark humor #humour #relatable #fuck the dmv

a good 40% of punk music be like: we jumped through hoops to rationalize lies

and no one told where we stood

find the torch of life and it speaks as you would

since i was told my life was mine

my mom once stabbed me in the chest

woobidy doo

#said with love #shitpost #humor #punk rock #rock #music #pop punk #rise against

cultists be like: my brother in ex'kh'leth, you made the sandwich

#shitpost #humor #dark humor #humour

Pokémon is fun because being a Pokémon literally means nothing, animals are Pokémon, plants are Pokémon, fruit are Pokémon, objects are Pokémon, HUMANS ARE POKEMON, GOD AND HIS ANGELS ARE POKEMON, THE WORD HAS LOST ALL MEANING AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

#pokemon #pokeblr #humour #humor #shitpost

naxyadda

*Sighs wistfully looking out a window* oh to move into a new town and venture into town square and have the mysterious middle aged man leaning against a wall tell me he likes the cut of my jib

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throwing a grenade directly in front of me, saying "almost", shrugging and then exploding into bits

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don't get me started on when i play horseshoes

announcer: rabies and gentleman!!

audience guy: what?

*he gets jumped and bit by a woman foaming at the mouth*

#shitpost #humor #humour #dark humor #skit #imagery

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

so the synopsis of The Ring is: you will die 7 days after watching this videotape. my question is does that apply to rewatching the tape. let's say I watch the tape, wait 6 days, and watch it again. does the timer reset to 7 days? can I do this indefinitely? can I become functionally immortal by watching the evil videotape on a weekly basis?

shy-magpie

I require the film where someone decides this means they are functionally immortal for 6 days after watching the tape so seeks it out before going on a series of utterly batshit suicide missions. The tape keeps trying to do creepy crap around them and they're just like "I have 3 days 12 hours left to do this prison break so you're not even on my top 10 concerns, either distract this guard for me or go do something about that hair while you're waiting"

The ghost is so baffled and has no idea how to explain that's not how any of this works that it does save them a couple times while trying to get this across, thus convincing them the theory has been validated