im tired of this grandpa @nay-i-know-not-seems - Tumblr Blog

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

Man, I agree and I don't care if it's cringe to say so. My mom has been saying that she remembers the bicentennial when she was a kid, and people were hyped up. She said sidewalks and poles were painted with the colors of the flag. Now? You only see mentions of the 250th anniversary in advertisements trying to cash in on it, really. But among people, nobody’s heart is in it. It could've been great. This person is right and this was part of what was so gutting about 2024; it was the best of American ideals vs the worst of American society...and the worst won. It's still hard to sit with.

It’s just fucking infuriating that we’ve had to deal with this pig ruining everything he touches for 10 years straight because, for various reasons, people refused to take the world’s biggest walking red flag seriously. I know nihilists will say "well this is Good, you see, cuz people shouldn't celebrate America ever cuz America Bad" but here in reality, we're allowed to be angry because it never had to be this way. It was always so avoidable. There are so many people I will never forgive.

liberalsarecool

Freedom FROM religion is mandatory.

mactiir

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

tacomel420

customers the same in all universes

mactiir

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

rubyvroom

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

molabuddy

its a battle every time i shower

foxwarrenart

hope you don't mind op

jacobtheloofah

why is this edited to say sonic when the original already said sonic

sonicheritageposts

sonic heritage post

bogusfilth

betsmusings

Every time I watch the news it's just... this. every day.

i-am-a-fish

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

saturn-catz

Fish don't you know better than to dox yourself on the Internet

i-am-a-fish

Apt. C

allthingswhumpyandangsty

literaryera

I keep hearing John Green say he's retired from working and lemme just say John Green is the least retired retired person I've ever seen.

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

I am retired!!! I retired in October of 2017 and have kept my promise not to exchange my labor for money.

Since 2017, I have only done stuff that I thought was interesting or useful regardless of whether it pays, because we have more than enough money, and despite what billionaires might tell you, there is literally no difference between "more than enough" and "much more than enough."

So I no longer work for money. But in retirement one must keep busy, which is why I have taken on an unpaid gig as the social media intern for a coffee and tea business that donates 100% of its profit to charity.

I also sometimes travel to universities and other places to speak in support of Partners in Health and global access to tuberculosis care, and sometimes I write books because writing makes me happy, and every Tuesday I make a video on vlogbrothers, and I make a podcast about the world cup with my friends from high school, and so on, but none of these things constitutes work. These are just Retirement Projects, which are essential to a happy retirement.