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hanging at the minecraft church
fingers in his ass sunday
you know what day it is
addicted to fingers in his ass sunday
world heritage post
Oral stimming, baby! Tag yourself, I'm chaotic evil, true neutral, chaotic good, and occasionally lawful neutral if I'm not paying enough attention (metal tastes Bad, oof)
Today I will cause flashbacks
Miners, grab your diamond pickaxes
fighters, grab your shields
the real mineblr personality assessment
What do you do your first night?
What’s your favorite biome?
What’s your main goal in multiplayer games? (I.e building a house, collecting every single flower, beating the ender dragon)
What’s your reaction to endermen?
How did/do you feel about Herobrine?
first night i hide in a hole in a mountain.
my favorite biome has got to be a tie between the jungle and the dark oak forests
my goal in multiplayer is to create a village of our own design.
endies are respected and trustworthy friends, but sometimes they starle me.
herobrine could call me a bitch and step on my and i would thank him (but i know he wouldnt because respects women)
first night I make a dirt hut
my fave biome is jungle n ice
my goal in multiplayer is to beat all the bosses
I kill endermen everytime I see them, I waste no time getting pearls
I'm gonna kill that herobrine ass bitch with my own two fists
snapped while watching housing tutorials and decided i was gonna build the worst house i possibly could
this is actually a really bad screenshot because it doesnt capture the furnaces, pumpkins or emerald block haphazardly stuffed into the wall
fucking diabolical.
those are just the kind of houses I make everytime I play
Me running back to my house in my new mc world to make a furnace:
Albert Flamingo drinks bathwater!
it is still absolutely
wild
to me that slime spawning rates in swamps is determined by the phase of the moon
Wait WHAT?
OH MY GOD
also about the moon! the fuller the moon is: the more likely mobs are to spawn with armour and weapons, for the armour and weapons to have enchantments, and for spiders to spawn with potion effects (this one is only on hard)
other lesser known minecraft facts off of the top of my head:
the highest distance you can fall without death is 22 blocks
cauldrons filled with water can undo dyed armour and shulker boxes, it also undoes the latest change made to a banner
fishing in the rain is more efficient
while fishing with a block anywhere above the bobber is less effient
the rain and snow textures only show on the edges of blocks
mobs dont spawn in mushroom biomes
sugar cane grows at the same speed on all the blocks it can be placed on
ghast noises are actually c418s cat
cauldrons slowly fill while its raining
when they are turned invisible you can still see the eyes of endermen and spiders
lily pads are always the same orientation on the same block
ice under soul sand is slower to walk on than soul sand
cobwebs on soul sand on ice is even slower
pushing a cake with a piston sends it straight into the void, youre never getting it back.
tripwires will trigger when you break them unless you break them with shears
slimes dont count as mobs while you are trying to sleep
sugarcane grows the same speed on all the blocks it can be placed on
rain hydrates farmland
the skull breaking particles are the same as soul sand
a fully charged bow does more damage than a (unenchanted) diamond sword
you can spectate the view of a painting in spectator mode
spectating creepers gives you pixelated green vision, spectating endermen gives you inverted colours, and spectating spiders give you multiple vision
a creepers fuse lasts 1.5 seconds
you can make a firework that fades from one colour to another by crafting an already coloured charge with another dye
the entire country of denmark was recreated 1:1 in minecraft, it eventually got broken into and vandalised and covered in american flags
pistons cant push chests
ocelots dont take fall damage
• this blogger is never going to judge you for unfollowing • this blogger is never going to hunt you down • this blogger doesn’t check who blocks them • this blogger doesn’t send anon hate • this blogger respects your space
this blogger is also:
never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna turn around and
desert you
This blogger is also: not gonna judge you for wanting help oblivious to flirting sleep deprived really into music
this blogger wants you to know that:
everytime we touch, i get this feeling
and everytime we kiss, i swear i can fly
and this blogger wants to say that:
if you like piña coladas
and getting caught in the rain
if you're not into yoga if you have half a brain
if you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape
I'm the love that you've looked for write to me and escape
a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore
by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore
never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
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That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.
Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining
This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.
Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes
Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”
Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”
When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?
And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking
This is so important
The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)
This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul
@ginminn @literalmemepirate
as an italian, i can confirm that Marcello is holding his pistol incorrectly and that the other two dudes are right
MA MA MIA!
@mason11505
@askthecrazyhomeschooler did you @ me because I’m Italian
Also this vid is already one of my top posts
@mason11505
That’s my favorite fucking meme HAHAHAHA
so everyone understands the concept of having a type as in ‘type of person im attacted to’ but whats your type as in ‘type of person attracted to me’
mines trainwrecks and repressed nerds
the tags on this post are a MESS
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