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Catch bad guys and look good doing it. Formerly defunct NCIS: Los Angeles incorrect quote blog that I'm resurrecting for however long until I get bored again. I haven't watched this show regularly since season 9, and it probably shows. I still adore the characters, I just don't care much about the plot anymore. Also any character introduced after season 9 is a mystery to me and will not show up here. Main blog: sonseulsoleil.tumblr.com 

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CONFESSIONS ★ WEEK 61: @ncislaconversations​

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Kensi: You're a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You’re not the man I fell in love with!

Deeks: Then I want a divorce! And I’m taking the kids!

Sam, picking up the Monopoly board: Okay... I think We're gonna stop playing now.

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Kensi: I’ll always love you no matter what.

Deeks: What if I had a mullet?

Kensi: I still would. But don’t push it.

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Deeks: This is my ex-girlfriend, Kensi.

Kensi: I told you stop stop calling me that!

Kensi: I'm his wife.

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Eric: Nothing in life is promised except death.

Nell: Edgar Allen Poe?

Eric: Kanye West.

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Kensi: Deeks and I don't have pet names for each other.

Nell: Uh huh. Hey, you know what bees make, right?

Kensi: Honey?

Deeks, from the other room: Yes, dear?

Nell: Don't lie to my face again.

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3x22 (Neighborhood Watch)

Deeks: We're never going to get away with this! They're never going to believe we're really married.

Kensi: We have nothing in common. I annoy you all the time. Why wouldn't they believe it?

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Deeks: Aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice?

Kensi: Aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and everything… uh

Deeks: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I’ll let you out of this conversation right now.

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Sam: G, if we're going to survive tonight, you're gonna need to harness your repressed rage.

Callen: I DON'T HAVE ANY!

Sam: Spoken like a person with repressed rage.

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Bad Guy: I am going to destroy you!

Deeks: Let me ask my wife.

Bad Guy: That’s not how this works...

Deeks: She said no.

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Deeks: Let me think of a plan. I’m great at plans!

Callen: No. You’re not.

Deeks: Psh, name one bad plan.

Callen: [grabs pen and paper]

Kensi [to Deeks]: He’s been writing for 10 minutes now, should I stop him?

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(over text)

Eric: let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Nell: okay

Eric: and let’s makeout during the scary parts

Nell: the

Nell: the scary parts

Nell: of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

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pre-relationship

Nell: Please? For me?

Eric: Don’t do that.

Nell: What?

Eric: You think every time you say “Please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Nell: Please? For me?

Eric:

Eric: Okay.

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Sam: My name is Sam Hanna

Sam, gesturing to Callen: And this is my partner, White Privilege

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Kensi: What’s your favourite outfit of mine, then?

Deeks: I like everything that you wear, Kens, because you wear them.

Kensi: Just pick one.

Deeks: The one I first saw you in, then. On the day we met.

Kensi: I go to all this trouble and you like me best in my gym clothes?

Deeks: I- Uh-

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Eric: I'm not going to apologize to Nell.

Deeks: Here's the thing, you're assuming that you're good enough for Nell and you're not.

Eric: Yes I am!

Deeks: No you're not, just like I'm not good enough for Kensi.

Eric: Okay, well yeah that's true.

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Deeks: Kens, are you okay?

Kensi: What? Oh yeah, yeah I'm fine

Deeks: It's just that you've got the same face you have when you eat vegetables.