it’s been a long, long time

she/her | 22 | pro pic from ummmmandy.tumblr.com

[everythingfox]

“I’m so happy for them”

(Source)

[ukulelekatie]

RACCOON TYPHOON

[beggars-opera]

Once again, The Onion is not even in the general vicinity of fucking around

[teennewssource]

hot girl summer is over it’s scary woman winter

[soaringsearingphoenix]

[liberal-memes]

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[harrypotterfandomunite]

Still searching

[thefutureisporcelain]

Fantastic Beasts and Where the Fuck is This Story Going

I have now seen Crimes of Grindelwald twice, so it is time for this lifelong Harry Potter fanatic to write her review.

Let me start with just a few non-spoiler thoughts:

1. I liked it better the second time. Maybe just something to keep in mind if you haven’t seen it yet or have only seen it once.

2. Newt Scamander is 100% the best character. I have genuinely never related more to a fictional character: the social awkwardness, the love of “scary” creatures, the desire for closeness but discomfort around people… I 100% am Newt Scamander. And Eddie plays him so beautifully, so wonderfully. So I will say that no matter what, as long as Newt continues to be in them, I am going to continue to see these movies. Because I love him. Also he is beautiful.

3. I am keeping an open mind about where Jo is going with all this

All right. And now, I’m going to go in order of: the terrible, the bad, the mediocre, the good, and the great. Because ending with the great makes me feel better.

Spoilers now after the cut, because obviously.

Keep reading

[wholegrainrye]

Fantastic Beasts 3

Credence: I have come to seek revenge on you brother!

Albus:

Albus: *whispers* what the fuck

[chaostheoryworld-deactivated201]

‘’Aurelius Dumbledore’’ Fandom:

[goldenskywalker]

crimes of grindelwald: mcgonagall was teaching at hogwarts in the 1920′s, nagini was a cursed woman all along, dumbledore was teaching dada, wizards are experts at dressing like muggles, credence was totally the secret brother of this famous person, yes this is canon

harry potter books:

[dndeactivated]

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario:

[phangirl]

He’s so valid

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[sabertoothwalrus]

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[captain-flint]

i didnt believe in the devil until i adopted an 8 week old puppy with razor sharp teeth, non existent attention span and inexhaustible need to parkour off of every surface every half an hour, screaming her fur off at the same time

that being said today i took her to the vet to sign her up and she happened to be the 666th puppy to sign up in that office 

y’all demons are real and i adopted one

[captain-flint]

my puppy, at 10pm: if you even fucking look at me i will stomp you to death with my paws. i dare you to do it. i want you to do it. i want you to do it so I can stomp you with my paws, I’m so fucking crazy 

my puppy, at 10:01: [screams and dropkicks me in the face]

my puppy, at 10:02: 

[soupshark]

[pajamaben]

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time