Everything I Can't Say

Alissa • 22 • Michigan

[tiktokstowatch]

[thedivisionbell1994]

[hungry-skeleton]

[free-range-tiddies]

Can't believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

[video-store-clerk]

Ok but I'd the second dude like...a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

[gamebiadvance]

[Transcript:

(the first person has text over them that says "being fat and wanting a girlfriend")

First person: "See what's behind this door..!"

(Door has text over it that says "fat girls" while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)

First person: "Noo, is there a bett-"

Second person: " Yo it's funny that there's an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you've just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it's never gonna happen for you mate. You're really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you're built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn't- it really doesn't. Could've kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race."

End transcript.]

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

The moment that man started speaking -

[bundibird]

That transcript up there is great, but it fails to mention that the second person? Has a voice like... warm caramel. Like a blanket on a rainy day. Like the gentle creak of an ancient tree in an even more ancient forest. A voice that's a low, deep -- far deeper than expected -- warm, and has a soothing timbre that, honestly, I could listen to for hours.

[sophiamcdougall]

I feel it needs to be further clarified that his voice is like warm caramel if warm caramel was still delicious but also haunted. A warm blanket knit from the fleece of an unnamed beast that roams wild lands where humans were not meant to tread. An ancient tree in a beautiful forest where you don't want to linger after dark.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Someone needs to contact that man and give him a link to this thread of poetry. He will smile, blush, and it'll absolutely make his day.

[dadbodbobby]

A. I love the guy, I follow him on TikTok, and I recommend you do to

B. The best way to describe the voice of the man in question is: Imagine if the voices of James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman had a baby who grew up and spoke like he didn’t want to disturb the silence, yet had to speak because he wants you to know just how wonderful you are

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[hersheycountdown]

[blairwitchh]

sitting around wasting my 20s while thinking about how i sat around and wasted my teens

[thenatsdorf]

“He’s on a diet but he pretends to eat what his owner eats.”

[hot-thiggity-thighs]

Put the sound on you won’t regret it

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[astriiformes]

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[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[trueromantic-deactivated2022031]

im the girl

[hoshifromkpop]

x

[memento-mariii]

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

[enochianribs]

important personality test: mario kart main, gas station order (candy, drink, chip), animal you were obsessed with when you were 8, lightsaber color, and lastly: vampires, werewolves or dragons?

[tiktoksforlosers]

X

[jeanjauthor]

There is so much going on here, the fact she made a laptop mockup for her own cat, the fact that she put the “google images of birds” on it, the fact that the cat KNOWS it’s the cat’s “laptop,” the fact that the cat is UPSET WHEN HER LAPTOP IS MESSED WITH...

12/10 would watch again

[tianella]

So great lol

[dog-teeth]

badweird feelings

[chronicbrainfag]

not to be a communist on main but these are literally the modes of alienation under capitalism that marx described

[dog-teeth]

PLEASE be a communist on my posts its literally capitalism thats making me feel this way

[sesshomoru]

i watch naruto because i can’t afford therapy

[taxfrauddotcom]

i know this is a joke but an actual psychologist wrote an entire research paper about how u can use naruto as therapy… u can read it here

[ddxcrow]

I just need to clear this up, that’s a legitimate link & not a rickroll. I was expecting to get rickrolled & then out loud yelled “what the fuck” because it’s a real link to a real australian psychology publication about specifically naruto & therapy

[bettedavisgf]

i don’t care what anyone says i love tik tok

[fridayiminlovemp3]

fucked up that i can’t listen to a podcast, listen to an album, study, draw, read a book, watch a tv show, watch a movie, journal, facetime a friend, go on a hike, go on a run, and bake all at the same time 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 guess the only option is to do nothing