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[heywriters]

Interaction witnessed at post office today:

Elderly lady mail clerk and young customer are chatting. Customer says, "oh! I'm wearing my boss's coat right now, give me something weird to put in the pocket!" Others within earshot all start looking for something because, hey, important quest. Mail clerk finally reaches under counter, pulls out a large roll of labels, and tears one off.

Twas this

[cannibalchicken]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zerosocialskillz]

Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

[thefallenbibliophilequote]

Happy 22/2/22 day!

[niuniente]

Not to mention that today, 22/2/22 Pluto has finished its trip around the sun which started in 1774.

[ciaran-archive]

if we could read minds I still don't think we'd understand them.

[ciaran-archive]

like I've spoken to people who think in images, who have to translate each thought into words before they communicate. and I think entirely in words, laid out across the void inside my head. my father's thinking is 3d, concepts structured in ways that are incredibly difficult to translate into words. and how would that look to me, if I could see into it? how do I perceive a thought that my mind cannot contain by the nature of their construction?

[ciaran-archive]

we all speak a private language to ourselves and we are always translating so we can speak to each other...don't touch me I'm emotional

[ceasarslegion]

Quick i need a gamer drink that isnt gamer girl bathwater or gamer fuel because i cant get either of those in canada

[aperture-laboratories-official]

Rockstar, Monster, and Red Bull.

[ceasarslegion]

My dad paypals me 20 bucks every exam season "for red bull and snickers" because he swears by a trick he used to do in college where he would chug a red bull and eat a snickers in the exam hall before every single one of his exams and he did well on all of them. Legitimately swears to this day that it works and makes me do it. The first time i tried it i also knocked that exam out of the park. It would take 2 more years for either of us to figure out that we both had low blood pressure and what all that caffeine and sugar was making us experience was known as "normal blood pressure allowing us to concentrate better." My dad still swears that it was the red bull and snickers and not the medical equivalent of using the wrong equation and getting the right answer.

[brattylikestoeat]

[sixpenceee]

Platax pinnatus, also known as the pinnate spadefish, pinnate batfish, dusky batfish, shaded batfish, or red-faced batfish is a fish from the western Pacific that occasionally is kept in marine aquariums. 

Source

[strictlynofrills]

A fish that looks like it’s on fire. Phoenix Fish.

[feraligatr]

ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience

[feraligatr]

ok attempt number #2 for my american followers: 

 me: i need to use the Bathroom 

 waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere

[feraligatr]

shajkldhskjladfhjklsdgkljdaghdsajlkgh

[averagefairy]

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

[mostly-vo1d]

School with adhd is just "I've done the entire page while you were still discussing exercise 1, and now I'm bored" or "I understand half of these words individually, can't focus and now I'm bored" there is no in between

[midnightfoxsinger]

People with ADHD need to stop being so relatable, or I need to find a Dr.

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

i cant think of the fact that humans send messages saying ’where are you? who are you?’ from earth to the giant and empty space all around us for too long because it makes me cry so hard and feel so human and lonely

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

things that humans have sent to space as a friendly gesture that make me cry my eyes out:

- whale songs

- sounds of footsteps, laughter and a kiss

- an hour-long recording of the brainwaves of someone who was, among other thoughts, thinking about what it is like to fall in love

- an illustration of two people holding hands

- so many sentences in almost 60 languages, including these: ’Friends of space, how are you all? Have you eaten yet? Come visit us if you have time.’ ’Greetings from a computer programmer in a small university town on planet Earth.’ ’Are you well?’ ’We are happy here and you be happy there.’ ’How's everyone? We all very much wish to meet you, if you're free please come and visit.’ ’Wishing you happiness, health and many years.’ ’Welcome home. It is a pleasure to receive you.’

[syscoursed]

[ranmagender]

Shrek is historically and culturally significant. People's eyes are finally opening

[foulserpent]

you ever just…. fall into a burning ring of fire? and go down, down, down as the flames get higher? and like it burns burns burns etc. the ring of fire lol

[candycorn-system-main]

For any systems who need to explain DID/OSDD/DDNOS to a singlet:

We had to explain to a close friend what having a system was like, and he just... was not getting it at all. So we explained it in terms of a car, and he seemed to understand a lot better!

We told him it was like having a bunch of people in a car, where (the person fronting) one person is driving and everyone else is in the back. Sometimes a passenger will drive for a bit if the driver needs a break, like if there’s a storm out or the driver is too tired to drive safely.

We told him that every car has the person who Does Not Want To Be There, and will criticize everything from the driving to the car itself (persecutor) but they’re still part of the car too. We told him about the times when a passanger will REALLY REALLY REALLY want to go to a roadside attraction, so sometimes they’ll drive for a bit just to go there. We told him that there’s one person who OWNS the car (host) and will usually drive the most.

We told him about the passengers with road rage, the ones who sleep the whole time so you can feel like they’re not even there, the backseat drivers who try to drive without being in the driver’s seat (co-fronting). We told him that even when everyone in the car is yelling at each other, ultimately everyone in the car is stuck in the car together, and no one wants to get into an accident with other people (no “evil alters”)

He seemed to understand it really well, and considering his first experience with systems was seeing the movie “Split”, I think the analogy is a good one.

[tlirsgender]

I think THE most fun and sexy brain thing I have going on is that I pick up speech patterns just Incredibly easily, which includes such sources as Memes and Classic Lit so yknow. That’s why I sound like this

[tlirsgender]

I will see a sentence and be like “oh baby put that in the Linguistic Soup”

[lemonsharks]

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

[sighinastorm]

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.