Necro's random shit

the random things I see and or think

[retrogamingblog2]

what the fuck is toad’s damage?!?

[writing-prompt-s]

Imagine you’re in the shower, and you start to hear weird noises and get long scratches down your arm. You know it’s a demon, so, being the sensible sort, you attempt to calmly get the fudge out of there, except it’s locked the door. You turn the lights out and attempt to summon Bloody Mary in the hopes that she’ll save you

[necro2402]

What idiot in there right mind would summon bloody Mary in the first place let alone when a demon is involved, like do you want two things trying to kill you in the locked bathroom that you can not escape. I personally would tell the demon to fuck off, and then I'd probably die.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Okay, I need like 50 right away! Found them on Amazon in case anyone wants to check them out.

Amazon.com : Myard Fireproof Imitated Human Fire Pit Skull Gas Log for NG, LP Wood Fireplace, Firepit, Campfire, Halloween Decor, BBQ (Qty 1

[visionaryness]

I mean I just use regular skulls…

[alsedes]

Right? It’s like buying a bag of pine cones. It’s sad people are too lazy to just bleach the skulls of their slain enemies anymore. Go outside! Plunder a city!

[creepled]

If you can’t harvest your own human skulls, store bought is fine.

[neutralgoof]

Millennials are killing the skull harvesting business

[necro2402]

Huns as much as I'd love to do that, and I would, would like to not get arrested or explain, I may want death but not that way, I'd like to do it my own way, so store bought a good for me, any one else?

[xynerpunk]

Everytime i read smut. Reblog if you agree.

[samgreen908]

I’m shamed for half a second and in my mind there’s a dig but if someone asks I’m like yeah I’m read smut. Smutty smutty putty smut.

[necro2402]

So true

[honeydukespukes]

Gryffindor Ravenclaw Hufflepuff Slytherin

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

today i thought of the actual Worst miraculous ladybug fake dating au ever

so ladybug and chat noir exchange phone numbers (let’s say adrien and marinette don’t already have each other’s) and o/c ladybug says only to call her in an emergency but then chat is like “you didn’t say anything about texting so check out this meme”

anyway so it goes on and they actually end up texting constantly and grinning at their phones the entire time. 

and alya notices. she notices them both doing this at the exact same time. so of course now she thinks they’re secretly dating.

she confronts marinette and of course marinette has no better explanation, and neither does adrien when alya gets nino to ask him about it

so now adrien and marinette are pretending to be secretly dating to cover up their secret identities but they also haven’t told each other that they’re pretending to be secretly dating so they’re secretly pretending to be secretly dating to cover up their secret identities.

plagg: “you morons. you absolute morons.”

[lovesquareshippingtrash]

Super Penguino

SO let’s talk

about how “Super Penguino”

is clearly a VERRRRRY thinly veiled metaphor for making out (or even beyond that??)

which is expanded on by Adrien saying he “hasn’t played it yet”

and Alya following that up by teasing Marinette that you need the right partner

AND WHAT THAT MEANS FOR ALL OUR SHIPS SAYING THEY “PLAY SUPER PENGUINO”!

These two are already canon, it just makes the metaphor clearer and stronger

EVEN SABRINA IS EAGER TO TELL EVERYONE THAT SHE AND CHLOÉ PLAY SUPER PENGUINO I CAN’T

In conclusion, please find enclosed several of many reasons why Oblivio is a fantastic episode.

[proxypunch]

Bi Chloe Bi Chloe Bi Chloe Bi Chloe Bi Chloe Bi Chloe

[dopeybeauty]

if disney guys had blogs

[trollkiddo-blog]

*sPITS OUT DRINK* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

[marvelatmatter]

These are all perfect and amazing

[did-you-mean-viola]

THE ANON QUESTION ON KRISTOFF’S THOUGH

[democrussy]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[morebarkthanbite]

LmfAO ALADDIN IS A FUCKBOY

[necro2402]

You had any doubt

[arcusant]

[zabalaloo]

| s t r u g g l i n g |

[lonelykamui]

[ruinedchildhood]

getting a test back that you studied for but failed.

[necro2402]

You mean black star

[ruinedchildhood]

More than half of all tags on tumblr are just like

[necro2402]

So true

[gif-giz]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

when you just quiet listening to your parents go off on you

[necro2402]

That is so true for me it's not even funny

[lunian]

bi, poly, and ace people belong in pride too, and there's no reason why Mari/LB nor Adrien/Chat can't be bi, poly, or ace. So if whatever (absolutely amazing) thing you make gets hate, that's my reminder to the haters.

Im just sure no one is straight in this show tbh. 

[necro2402]

Agreed, and thank you from the bottom of my bi little heart to the writer of that comment

[necro2402]

HELP

Guys what year is it, I honestly dont know right now

[pazwrites]

if this post gets 100,000 notes by August 21, 2020 (my 18th birthday), i swear on my own mortal soul that i’ll get a tattoo that says “sometimes it be like that”

[drowsy-quill]

I will single-handedly make this come true, paz. (+ I want pics when it does~)

[killer-badass-deactivated202003]

IT’S HAPPENING

[cheesy-emo-ostriches]

LET’S GO TUMBLR

[emounicorn21]

NOTES

[necro2402]

Help us

[cyborgsgrl]

Congratulations, dude!! Can’t wait to see it!!!

[therealjacksepticeye]

I’m sort of freaking out haha

What should I ask him?!

[necro2402]

Ask him everything