[caelo-jpg]

They're squaring up or something

Based on

[necrontyrmaster]

Four idiots staring at each other. 🤣

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[honestlykrispydefendor]

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[delicatefury]

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

[beardedmrbean]

>I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.

Scientists shocked to find lab gloves may be skewing microplastics data

Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A

https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics, U-M study reveals

Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (it’s a pdf)

An Embarrassing Mistake May Have Skewed Microplastics Research All Along

Researchers discovered a standard piece of lab equipment has added thousands of microplastic ‘false positives’ per each square-millimeter un

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data: That doesn’t mean microplastics aren’t a problem, though

That should be enough

[barillapasta]

While I appreciate the enthusiasm for citation, none of these are primary sources.

Here is the study (no paywall).

Some questions I had that were answered:

How are gloves made of organic materials contaminating an inorganic sample?

In the manufacturing process, stearate salts are used to remove gloves from molds, these salts have an almost identical size and shape to microplastics.

Does this mean all the old studies are null?

No. Like many scientific studies, this one was conducted in a way that simulates an extreme situation. They tested how much residue was left behind if a researcher were to have pinched a slide between their fingers. However, a professional in a lab should not be doing that. You are supposed to pick up slides by the sides for this exact reason. Some studies may need to be redone, but in general reexamining results is the recommended response.

So are microplastics actually an issue?

Yes. While previous studies MAY have been contaminated, they also may not have been. And even if they were, it’s unlikely results were skewed to the level of ignoring the impact of microplastics altogether. Keep using natural materials, please.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

The waves and their fuckass bosses

[yotzuyu]

[arachnerd-8-legs]

prev: #u forgot the best part#the artist figured out the gig and was like#i draw for u for the rest of my life#these chinese netizens are having shojou level romances

[tevyaa]

[eleooooooo]

Drawing this did not make me feel good

[acid-eater]

[orphelia4]

Alone together

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[eleooooooo]

big shoes to fill

[necrontyrmaster]

Awww….he looks like he is lost and needs to borrow Daddy Megatron’s clothes for some comfort. 🥺

[ogpromiscuouspaperplanes]

Starscream omg get a JOB!! Stay off him!

18+ Version Here!

[transmutationisms]

The Getter is going to Get You type film

[transmutationisms]

The Grabber

[madamadamiu]

One single slice of cheese

[necrontyrmaster]

I want to see him with the cheese thrown on his face. 🤣🤣

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 10

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Captain James Tiberius Kirk (Star Trek)

Starscream (Transformers)

Voting ended onMay 10

PROPAGANDA:

[Kirk]

"we can't let those tits go to waste. also he has weird alien shit happening to him at least weekly so mpreg would probably be pretty canon compliant."

"He's the OG mpreg, possibly the first mpreg fanart in fandom history is of him. He deserves this title more than anyone else."

"My mum asked what i was doing and she suggested Captain Kirk sooo… you hate my mum if u say no."

Captain Kirk propaganda from last season

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

[doomspoon888]

Starscream didn't birth all those pods in Revenge of the Fallen for us to let him down like this

[necrontyrmaster]

Starscream needs made pregregnant. Plot twist - it’s James Tiberius Kirk who does it….he’s famous for getting it on with any race of aliens. He’s 100% going to get that Twink jetboy knocked up.

[ceruleanvenom]

need a tboy to deny in multiple ways.

need that boypussy twitching for me while i tease that tdick so slowly and lightly

have him desperate to pee and cum at the same time.

every time i pull my finger tip away his poor cock throbs and puts even more pressure down there as the blood rushes

need him to have a ticklish belly

sit facing him, my knees pressing his open. lazily wiggling my fingertips all over his lower belly.

awww does that make you tingle in all the... wrong.. places?

can't close his legs to hold. can't close his legs to get any friction or pressure.

poor thing.

do you need to cum or pee first little one?

choose wisely because you only get one, and i'm gonna make you work for it.

[necrontyrmaster]

When your silly boy give a you ideas for next time you see him…😈🤤

[transfagdaddy]

Intox is always "drug you and rape you when you're unconscious" and not enough "drug you just enough to make you stupid and clumsy and unable to fight back but fully aware of what's happening and whimpering in fear the whole time"

[necrontyrmaster]

We need more of the second category. 😈 Woozy Twinks are the best…!