Stabbing in the Dark

23•Male•Satan/Baphomet•DID system host•Enneagram 5w6•Gemini•   READ MY BYF!!

[leolaroot]

I dropped my phone and idk what I accidentally tapped but tumblr gave me this error message and it scared me so bad I feel like im in a horror movie and tumblr is screaming and chasing me

[furryprovocateur]

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

[hyumjim]

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

[witchrealms]

(x)

[myspace]

Anti-piracy ad from 2004

[agra150]

It's even funnier when you find out that they had to stop using this ad because they were using music they didn't have the rights to

[ruinedchildhood]

[teaboot]

Wasn’t the font stolen too?

[sanguith]

Favourite songs too short? Turn your favourite song into a 2-hour album with just one simple trick! Passengers in the car are gonna love it!

[tatzelwurming]

my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

[tatzelwurming]

some bitch is binding spirits on my post

[valtsv]

"hunger can be a terrible thing" as lifestyle advice: 😟😬😐🙄👎😠🤬💀🔨🔨🔨

"hunger can be a terrible thing" as a horror fiction device: 😃🥰🫶💯🌞💖🐬🌊✨️✨️✨️

[valtsv]

"your thoughtless consumption is making you fat and lazy": 👎

"your thoughtless consumption is feeding the horrors born of the exploitation and suffering required to enable it like a blood-gorged tick": 👍

[coldestcaress]

Need money for more knives

[lady-feral]

mood

[symfoniauczuc]

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[guerrillatech]

[pixelartpeach]

I’m sorry I had to

[lesbiansgoal]

[degenerate-perturbation]

You know what I miss. Skeleton war jokes. The skeleton war thing was funny.

[agoddamntreestump]

The skeleton war is no laughing matter. This mentality is honestly so disrespectful to our skeleton veterans.

[libertineangel]

Skeleterans

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req’d by @nb-fish

hm! ominous!

[catrinasl]

It sure as fuck has. It’s about time

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[lesbianshepard]

[tahthetrickster]

litmus test for tumblr olds

[campyvillain]

patrick bateman: *licks a strawberry icecream he got from an icecream truck* hm yummy ice cream

his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It’s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late

[campyvillain]

disclaimer i have never seen this movie I just think the soul of this guy possessed me