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Hey everyone! I'm posting a link to a deleted fanfic here that i saved to my Dropbox account.

It's the Lady Stark fanfic (Cersei Lannister x Ned Stark) that's no longer available on AO3. I got a lot of requests to post it to my tumblr account from tiktok comments, so here we are!

The link is below the cut!

#cersei x ned #fanfic #asoiaf #ned stark x cersei lannister

segamascott

princessdraconic

"slight" sadist. haven't you posted about wanting to break girls ribs?

that's vanilla

erzvolnes

immortal words

confirmed-and-contorted

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

vampyricfreak

M'Lord reblogged this . .

maxxie-or-smth

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

honeygrahambitch

Will probably realized he was getting hard from being covered in blood and staring at Hannibal also covered in blood so he panicked and threw them both off the cliff before Hannibal would notice

cryptotheism

hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."

cryptotheism

And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."

cottoncandylesbo

you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.

newbarktownalumni

(circa 2008)

dissonant-aria

Btw the Katy Perry clip above is from her first single "Ur so gay"

tunsoffestivepuns

Early 2000's were so homophobic that I had a friend tell me he loved his father and immediately followed it with "no homo though."

timetruthandheartss

and, as with most social phenomena, there’s a south park episode about it!

casssian

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

waterdhaviancheeses

Single Mages are dying to meet you!

cherrybeachbum

ヾ(｡✪ω✪｡)ｼ

fantasy-daily

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001 | dir. Peter Jackson

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

say what you will about Hannibal but it remains the only prime time television show wherein one man gives another man a breakup cesarian section

madhavimudling

OP tags

whydoihavetoart

the Devil

trashboat

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

trashboat

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently