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I’m not super fond of the way vampires turn pale no matter their skin tone so here’s a proposal:

Colder tones!!!

This was loosely based off livor mortis which is the bluish-purple discoloration of the skin of dead bodies. It’s a result of the gravitation of blood but fuck that vamps are purple now

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Conclusion: The Count from Sesame Street is a VOC (Vampire of Color), and we stan

guerrillatech

accelerationist-king-piccolo

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I’m crying like a baby

i-need-glitter

The love this father has for his daughter is incredible

I hope they keep that presser and it becomes a new family heirloom

These are the acts of love that get told about and showed through the generations

larval-tear

dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.

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don't forget to be really stupid and weird at school, or work, or simply in the comfort of your home today

3000s

spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh

3000s

you should be able to spend 20 dollars at least 10 times before it adds up to one hundred dollars

greelin

“she should be at the club” changed me as a person. forever

greelin

catchymemes

chirasul

so when I was in juvie for arson, my first cellmate was really chill and cool and we talked about a lot of stuff; I told him about arson methods and he taught me about shoplifting, etc, it was pretty chill. we played cards and honestly I was enjoying my time, reminded me of summer camp. but then he got out and the kid who replaced him was a super dysfunctional weirdo. loved to randomly scream just to startle me, and he'd spit on the walls from the top bunk so it would run down the wall next to my head while I was trying to sleep. anyway we're in a cell so there's a toilet we gotta take turns on and he was shitting there once, and he was pulling has pants up real high on his legs so I couldn't see anything. like I wasn't trying to look at him but he made a big deal about pulling his pants over his weiner. he was talking to me about it. and he told me something that stuck with me ever since. he said that, whenever he shits, he has to keep his dick warm, or else the cold will make it get so small that it will retract inside of him and make him throw up. and in almost two decades since then I've never been able to figure out what the fuck he was talking about

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cannibalchicken

evengirlierballs

starting a collection of people who obliterate their food in impossible ways.

cipher-wise

gpedia

how do you manage to convert food into red coal not once but twice

the-haiku-bot

how do you manage

to convert food into red

coal not once but twice

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

michelledrawz

Positively GUTTED that I don't live anywhere close to the Celina 52 Truck Stop. I would absolutely love a photo with Piss Jugman u_u

theinformationcollector

TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.

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