tired

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[needkimchi]

fuck it

i was getting tired of my old name. finally retiring theunreasonablyobesepanda. idk how i managed to keep this name for so long, but it was long overdue for a change.

[sasstricbypass]

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[stupit]

yall rly came out SWINGING...

[notwellbitch]

[bannertanks]

[dogpuppy]

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[drdaanvondutch]

steam notifications

your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria

coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University

ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac

the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring

rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2

your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[wizardsisananimal]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

lots and lots and lots and lots

[maddie-grove]

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

[jamiemccrimmon]

[freak-went-void]

It's called a deadline because it's the line that if you dondidnt do it in time they kill you to dead

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[rebel-hunk-enjoyer]

The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.

At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.

And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?

I hate it here, actually.

[skidfarts]

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

[yorgen-sh]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

[onion-souls]

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

[unfitninjuh]

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

[onion-souls]

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

[shrimp-daughter]

it’s coelacanth saturday, boys

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of