i don't wanna see you gone

becca | 18+ | she/her | tony stark <3

[tonystarkisafruit]

Love that very bi man

[starkravinghazelnuts-deactivate]

Subtext:

Literal text (notice the naked man in Tony’s bed):

A male (!) villain insinuating Tony can’t resist him (because of his “playboy” reputation, which is a big “hmm”):

This speaks for itself:

Tony waxes poetic about Steve’s attractiveness:

Actually Tony calls Steve handsome a lot; it’s kind of a thing:

Oh and that time Namor called out Tony for sleeping with Madame Masque (after Tony said she looked like Doctor Doom) and Tony trying to swerve the convo:

That time the media was openly suspecting Tony Stark was HIV positive (this is from a comic in 1992 when AIDs was still thought of as a disease that primarily afflicted gay/bisexual men):

… Just saying, the subtext (and even the text) has been there for a long-ass time. Tony’s dating profile being set to woman and men was just more evidence on top of the pile. 

[tonystarkisafruit]

Tony is so obviously bi, T'Challa knew.

Even the evilness of Victor Von Doom isn’t enough to keep tony from acknowledging how handsome he is.

[starkravinghazelnuts-deactivate]

More of Tony swooning over Doom (added by @i-gotta-go-good-day-bitch in the replies but i wanted to keep the ones above too). 

Also added by @i-gotta-go-good-day-bitch, implications Tony and Rhodey were/are more than friends:

And I forgot to add this classic. A gutter note during the development of Iron Man vol 3 implied Tiberius and Tony had slept together (given their relationship was very much portrayed like them having been exes, this isn’t a shocker). (Link to @whatjanesays‘s blog who originally posted these images)

“better roll” meaning “roll around the hay” (so saying sexual partner). The “Ru” here is talking about Rumiko Fujikawa (who, while broken up with Tony, slept with Tiberius). 

[tonystarkisafruit]

[silverloke]

Biron Man

[securitybreach]

How about this:

image source | hat tip @takupaku

[ssironstrange]

somehow he got even more bi since this last went around. god bless

[loveridden1999]

do you/did you have a "dream wedding" for yourself?

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 8

[artingkrusca]

seasons greetings everyone

[vigilantsycamore]

Some people's Home Alone hot takes are that Kevin is apparently evil for doing what most kids that age would do if they could in that situation

My Home Alone hot take is that if you walk into three consecutive death traps and still don't take the first chance to back out, you deserve everything that happens to you afterwards. Not in a moral sense, just in a "knowingly and willingly slapping a hot stove after you already got burned multiple times" sense

[hackedmotionsensors]

I saw this quote and was like why is this all of my favorite ships. Specifically this idiot.

[bucksgreyhairs]

those two idiots don't care who tops and who bottoms, they're just trying to arrange their atoms into the right configuration so they can fuse together permanently

[eaglingarchive]

Its nice to be corporeal by which i mean having a physical form with which to interact with the world around you but i will not lie to you there are problems associated

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[hollowboobtheory]

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

[hollowboobtheory]

internet soft skills

not opening the comments

letting people be wrong

letting people be wrong about YOU

letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)

knowing when your input isn't needed

spotting bot comments

block button

[hollowboobtheory]

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

[imsodishy]

my favourite part of ao3 not having an algorithm is that i can click on any random fic, out of whatever curiosity (morbid or otherwise) i may have on a whim, knowing I won't spend the next three months having ''similar'' content constantly shoved in my face in a desperate attempt to keep me engaged while i stab the not interested button over and over with a growing rage bubbling beneath my skin

[27dragons]

Countdown to 2026: Dec 5 - geraskier / witches & wizards / hibernate

Geralt watched Jaskier pandering to the crowd: flirting shamelessly, lingering over the most lascivious lyrics, slowing even more for the heartbreaking ones.

Working his magic.

Geralt could see it, if he squinted a little. Thin, glowing threads that connected Jaskier to each member of the audience. The threads shimmered in an assortment of colors. Mostly the bright, sky-blue of admiration, more than a few heart's blood threads of lust, a handful of sickly green envy.

None of those were unusual. Geralt wasn't even jealous of any of them. Not anymore, though it had taken them years of traveling together before Geralt was able to understand that Jaskier saw him as more than convenient protection along the road. And longer to accept that he was worthy of Jaskier's affections.

Witchers weren't true witches, after all.

Jaskier deserved someone whose magic would complement and lift up his own. A weather-witch or an illusionist or a healer. Someone with power and subtlety.

But Jaskier didn't want a lover with power and subtlety. He wanted Geralt, to Geralt's continuing confusion and relief.

Jaskier's eyes swept the room and caught, briefly, on Geralt's. Geralt shook his head and scowled. The potion that let him see the threads of weaving was going to wear off soon. They might be stuck in this backwater village for yet another night. If their quarry didn't take their bait soon, snow would close the mountain passes and they'd be forced to hibernate the winter away in this pitiful inn's uncomfortable strawtick mattress.

Geralt would honestly rather sleep in the stables with Roach.

When she walked in, Geralt almost dismissed her at first glance. But she was already tied to Jaskier, before even listening to any of the music, and that was worth a second glance. But Geralt wasn't especially concerned -- the song-witch had friends in every corner of the continent, it seemed; it was hardly unusual to encounter one, even in a place this small. And he'd been sure they were watching for a man. Most necromancers were men.

But then Geralt realized that the thread binding her to Jaskier wasn't white but gray, and that she'd already prepared her own spells, a tangle of black that twisted through her fingers like malevolent knitting.

The bait had been swallowed. Time to set the hook and reel her in.

Geralt stood up, silently drawing his sword.

Jaskier, taking his cue perfectly, rolled into a new song, one he'd written just for this hunt.

Witchers weren't true witches, but Geralt didn't need a witch's power to kill a death-witch.

They'd be holing up in the comfort of Kaer Morhen for the winter, Geralt thought, pleased, as he slipped through the crowd like a shadow, eyes on the necromancer's back.

[ghoulishcavern]

as an adamant poster here it will never not piss me off a little that people don’t reblog anything on the reblogging things social media. and that every single post unless it’s super old has a like to reblog ratio of like 10:1 . you guys can reblog shit yknow it’s not like embarrassing or anything i promise you

[fotibrit]

tony inventing BARF purely and entirely so that he can SHOW rhodey what happened in the cave without having to describe it. Shows him, shows him Yinsens death, and the turns it all off and asks rhodey if yinsens death was tony’s fault.

Rhodey says no. JARVIS confirms that it’s not a lie, based on rhodes’s heartbeat and breathing.

tony still doesn’t believe him. They never discuss it again.

[valtsv]

oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.

[screamyvegetables]

[blackforestbride]

my body is a machine that makes headaches

[nbarpf]

Working on it 🫡