“c’mon Batman

let’s get groovin’!” 21 || multifandom <3

[neevblanc]

hello there! how'd you find yourself in this odd space? no matter, let's show you around!

and if you feel like you've been here before...welcome back.

here's a masterlist, to get you home.

❥ hi hi! call me anything! blanca, neev, blanc. whatever floats your boat.

❥ they/them pronouns

❥ 21 y/o

❥ ⊙ aquarius ☽ virgo ↑ aries

❥ fandoms: Batman + co, Bungou Stray Dogs, Boku No Hero Academia, Marvel Cinematic Universe, others i can't think of but i've been around trust!

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divider cr: neapolitan hearts— @uzmacchiato , buttons— @saradika-graphics

[sbgyri]

meow

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[chubsthebat]

Art on the side between commissions

[wingsoutforshin]

tim has realized the best approach is to not make a big deal out of it like dick does

[bearcosmic]

Dick: No. I refuse, get somebody else to do it.

Tim: Dick, no one else is even in the running. please be so fr right now

Damian: What are you arguing about?

Dick: Damian! Damian can do it! He’d be great at it.

Tim: No, Damian’s gonna follow his paternal grandfathers lead and be a doctor. Everyone only has to take on ONE element of Bruce. Try again

Jason: They are arguing about which one of us should be the newest representative for the Justice League for when Bruce finally conks it.

Damian: That would be an honor no? Richard you would be a competent ruler.

Cas: Leader

Damian: Whatever. I assume Timothy will be taking on WE in the event of father’s passing, so wouldn’t Jason also be in the running?

Tim: No i called dibs on Jason

Jason: What? What are you talking about. You can’t call dibs on me. What if I want to run the Justice League?

Tim: You don’t. You are going to run the Wayne foundation. Take from the rich give to the poor. Modern day Robin Hood—Very on brand for you. Don’t worry I have the contracts and everything ready.

Jason: …

Jason: Ok deal. Sorry Dickie, looks like your going to rule the interplanetary alliance :P

Dick: I don’t wanna!

Tim: What, do you wanna switch?

Dick: Well, no—

Tim: Also you’re the only one that makes sense.

Dick: I’ll do anything else, please that’s too much responsibility.

Tim: Okay. Be Batman.

Dick: …

Dick: Yea never mind. Running the Justice League won’t be that hard.

Damian: Wait so who will be Batman?

Cass: Dibs

Damian, Tim, Jason, Dick: Fair

Bruce, who’s been sitting at the dining room table with them the whole time: Are you done dividing my assets and responsibilities between yourselves now? Can we eat our dinner?

[sreppub]

fun in the sun, wayne and kent style!

sequel to this!

[sreppub]

in contrast to the bats home turf

[anymal28]

Tim: You know, Bruce is getting up there in age...maybe we should start thinking about letting him go...

Jason: What like making him retire? Hang up the cowl? I don't know about you Baby Bird but I don't think any of us have the ability to take Batman from Bruce.

Tim: Please, I'm not an idiot. I just meant more of a...peaceful...mostly permanent letting go...

Jason: ...

Jason: EUTHANASIA????

Tim: Well-

Jason: YOU WANT TO OLD YELLER BRUCE??? HE'S ONLY IN HIS 40/50s!!

Dick: Who wants to do WHAT to Bruce???

Tim: Just listen-

Jason: I knew you were cynical, but that's just down right murder Timothy. And trust me, I know murder.

Tim: Well would you rather have him go suffering? At the rate he's going he'll be in chronic pain the older he gets! I'm just saying maybe we should let him go now before that happens!

Damian: Let him go on a good day rather than a bad day. I have seen many a equine owners say this. I agree with Drake, we should not let Father suffer, he deserves to go peacefully.

Jason: Damian wha-

Dick: What the hell Tim. I mean you have a point, but still isn't it a little early to think about this? He's still got a few years left in him.

Jason: WHY ARE YOU AGREEING???

Tim: It's never too early to look at our options. I'd rather be prepped and ready than do it all last minute and risk messing up the timing.

Jason: WE ARE TALKING ABOUT BRUCE! BRUCE WAYNE! BATMAN! OUR FATHER?!?!

Dick: Expenses shouldn't be an issue, but we should also decide if we should do it ourselves or have a professional. We can make a fund for it just in case.

Jason: I'm dead. I died again and this is hell. Why am I the only one on Bruce's side here.

Tim: I'll get it set up. I'll make sure he doesn't know about it, I don't want him dreading about it.

Damian: Yes, we should try and enjoy this fickle time we have left with him.

Jason: That's it, I've finally gone insane.

(Loosely inspired by multiple recent conversations I've had about my old Mule. Stand strong Charlie, i know you still got a few years left to ya, and God knows Death is terrified of ya)

[moldyselene-diluted]

Who up thinking about timkon yuri

[robs-your-robins]

Obsessed with the idea of Bruce attending to the kids while holding a conversation with other adults. Like he's at the Watchtower talking to J'onn about something and Dickbin is holding his hands and walking up his body to springboard off his chest and flip backwards. Bruce nodding along to something at WE meeting while leaning to the side, to peek at what Jason is reading next to him. Tim fidgeting during a gala and Bruce, having a conversation with a donor to the charity, reaches into his pocket without looking to pass Tim his phone to play games. Steph tugging on the end of his cape to lean backwards until she tumbles back and Bruce just throwing back his cape so she can do it again like a lion cub pulling at their mom's tail, all the while giving a run down of the mission to Khoa. Duke starting to glow faintly because he's nervous and Bruce just gently reaching over to put a hand over his to settle him, while Bruce talks to the doctors looking after Duke's parents. Bruce listening to some reporter's questions while holding out Cass's coat for her at some charity dinner before they leave. Bruce catching a finger in the back of Damian's collar to stop him from wandering off during patrol while he talks to Commissioner Gordon. Just Bruce taking notice of what the kids are doing, always having an eye on them while still getting business sorted. He's mothering while still serving efficiency.

[minnow-doodle-doo]

going through so old sketches I found this and thought it was so funny.

[plagueislost]

shhhhh 🤫

[merletka]

Does anyone remember my Jason adopts an ugly cat au??? I came back with part 2 all of a sudden hah

Part 1 here

[unicornconnor]

Big dog, small dog and very small dog

[piedpip3rrr]

Quit ur job join our child army

[haveihitanerve]

it's insanely hilarious to me as a headcanon that Bruce- if he's ever in a situation where he loses a kid or they disappear and then reappear mid-mission or smth smth smth, they were in danger etc-

He immediately drops whatever fight he's in or wtv to go and see them, to touch and hug them, to defend them, smth smth smth

And the Batkid just refuses. They snap at him to 'stay focused' they dodge his hands and keep the Team updated, they steal his comm in order to tell the Fam what they learned while they were 'away' etc etc

But!

The second the mission is over, everyone is safe, clean up is happening, etc etc etc

The kid will SLAM into Bruce, full body, head first, absolutely zero restraint, just WHAM into him and hug him and bury their heads against his chest and nuzzle into the crook of his neck and wrap their legs around his waist and just not let go and he ofc doesn't falter, just holds them back just as tight and yea

idk its such a funny headcanon-

Bruce, finally discovering Steph after a Gargantua Random Alien ate her, trying to cup her cheek: My baby, my darling, you live- Steph, brushing past him and pressing her comm into her ear: We've got four inbound on Street Two, Tim, Jason I need you guys at five and three- After Bruce, helping clean up: Right, so now we need to extinguish- Steph, screaming a battle cry from across the city and sprinting at him: BRUCE

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[gonegonegoneeeee-deactivated202]

nah whenever this appears on my dash i laugh for years

[amatasera]

HAAAA