THERE IS NO BASEMENT IN THE ALAMO

Flirty 30. she/her I come from a long line of very important internet posters. 🔞

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[cloevr]

[jame7t]

fuck. I just had my amazing digital breakfast.

[christianstepmoms]

Terrible news! There's been a massive recall!

Prepare for your Amazing Digital Salmonella!

[jame7t]

Jesus Christ. I have to call my friends Jax, Pomni, Eel, Ragatha, Kingler, Crane, Zooble, Spiral, Whisper, Whimper, Dr. Curmudgeon, Cryptotheism, Hollow Mile, Randy, Dan Randy, Zooble, Zort, Grindr, Lucky, Fucker 2, Edwain, Sorceror, BattleMeal, Mr Beast, and all of the Amazing Digital Crew to warn them!!!

[64mpg]

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

[organmarket]

The cat:

[holespoles]

Louis Wain

'Feline Beauty'

[pissvortex]

Coworker 1: Is he still in the bathroom? it's been like half the shift we need him to start closing

Coworker 2: He's just been sending voice messages to his group chat for the last hour

muffled Tom Hardy bane impression coming from bathroom stall: Is the tip sticky, Batman

[silicon65]

That sphinx I can't stand

[loathsomespider]

[sea--burn]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[salvnder]

male coworkers after you joke with them a little bit

[wereology]

real text my male coworker sent me after i asked him to bring my lotion inside

[salvnder]

that’s buffalo bill like actually

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

Sorry, but you’re not getting a taste of my penis . My beautiful precious cock. It’s reserved.

Oh Phantom of the Paradise on dvd you say ?

[prokopetz]

Has a traumatic experience and comes back with a confusing costume redesign that makes it legitimately unclear whether I'm evil now or not.

[doublelp]

[hungwy]

they just put the dead flag blues by godspeed you! black emperor on kidz bop 54

[mezzodical]

and the playground is all muddy with a thousand lovely water slides

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!