DannyCtlAltDel

Inventor of the color blue, land bridges, and tectonic shifts. I also spend some time liking, posting, and sharing Memes. Enjoy.

[buttpoems]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

twinks are down 1.25%

[thetyrannosaur]

call that a bear market

[sovietsofficial]

I hate that that statement is actually correct.

[dandoris]

honestly, imagine your otp

[rifa]

Ok but the photos from this went viral and they are amazing

[usobukii-deactivated20170126]

Oh my god

[cornwallacebienbenaruoo-deactiv]

“…Patty ‘Bone-Crusher’ Johnson, and the boys Blade & Thor”

[tonyzaret]

[somecutething]

[woodelf68]

Oh? It’s naptime? Okay.

[thebroccoligoblin]

IMPORTANT

[leonkennedy]

I think this is important so I’m gonna share it here as well

[fluffygif]

Amazing dominoes structure

[cricketoid]

god destroying the tower of babel

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

there really is nothing more charming or telling about humanity than the amount of time and effort we’ll put into something just to see how cool it will look when we make it fall down 

[iguanamouth]

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

[gentlemanbones]

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

[mijukaze]

Thanks! I hate it

[ownerofdark]

Going fishing:

[transgenderer]

name one difference between birds and children

[eleanorbearder]

CHILDREN HAVE EYEBROWS

[gothswiftie69-deactivated202102]

think again

[we-love-gaming]

Will u join the challenge?

[wereralph]

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

[wereralph]

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

[heraldofultimateness]

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

[wereralph]

four of course because it’s my lucky number

[heraldofultimateness]

Good cause that’s your IQ

[wereralph]

[otatma]

[antique-scarecrow]

they’re so erased that even social media posts specifically about their existence don’t always refer to them by name.  

(their names are Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning)

[fullmarx]

Bloomberg reported yesterday that if Sen. Sanders implemented his highly progressive tax plan, billionaires could face an effective tax rate of up to 97.5%. This will be met with complete apoplexy amongst the ruling-class, but, apart from the fact that it is entirely correct that governments use punitive tax regimes to discourage socially destructive behaviour such as ruthless exploitation and wealth hoarding, let’s put it in perspective.

If Jeff Bezos was hit by a 97.5% wealth tax, he would still be a billionaire. His fortune currently stands at roughly $108,200,000,000. After a Sanders wealth tax, he would still sit atop a hoard of almost $3.75bn. The tax from he alone would enable the federal government to wipe the debt of a million students (c. $50bn), to train half a million new grad nurses (c. $25bn), to pay the entire education budget of the five lowest spending states for a year (Utah + Idaho + Arizona + Oklahoma + Mississippi = c. $24bn) - and still, still have enough spare change to double federal spending on energy efficiency and renewable energy ($4bn).

And that’s just one big fish.

Put in that sort of context there is simply no moral justification for any individual to have the private enjoyment of the sort of wealth that could seriously adjust the social outcomes of a entire nation’s working-class.

Pitchforks are an extremely moderate and conservative reaction.

[antique-scarecrow]

Pitchforks are an extremely moderate and conservative reaction.

[tealesbian]

gay people: wave and fly the rainbow flag during pride month

cishets: UMMMMMM wHeReS tHe StRaIgHt PrIdE fLaG???????????

me, a lesbian, here to bring you hets some good news: here’s your flag!

[tealesbian]

i forgot that heterosexuals have not one but TWO pride flags! here’s the second:

[slysfreespeechspace]

What you are doing here is exactly what you don’t want done to you: stereotyping people based on their sexual orientation. Way to be just like the people you hate. Congratulations, you too can be a bigot and an asshole.

[contagiousiridescence]

someone’s not having a good kia summer sales event

[negative-feedback]

I mean it is a monority jabing at the majority that oppresed them for a few hundref years yea man make your bent gaf

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i miss in the 80s and 90s when they would make toys based on a movie and the toy would be of something that just like flat out never even remotely happened in the source material

like what the fuck is this

[madelienenotmadeline]

Ah, yes,

Like Spaceman Woody

[totesmgoats01-published-author]

Toy companies be writing fanfic like there’s no tomrrow.

[areax]

Jed portrayed the shapeshifting alien taking the form of a Norwegian dog in John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982). Jed was half-wolf, half Canadian malamute, and according to Carpenter, was an excellent animal actor—after becoming familiar with the cast and crew, he would not look at the camera, crew, or dolly during scenes. Jed’s quiet manner perfectly reflected the alien’s unsettling nature. Jed would go on to act in a few other movies, and lived on his trainer Clint Rowe’s animal sanctuary until his death at age eighteen—quite old for a dog of his breed.

[devnaut]

literally where is his oscar

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

People are still lactose intolerant?? In 2019? Cringe, love is love bro

I didnt know my stomach enzymes could send me asks

[teathattast]