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krv ti jebem | Lara | Croatia | Bisexual | Capricorn | idk

[dykg-moved-deactivated20231129]

when i say 'omg' i do not mean 'oh my god'. i mean omg

[byjove]

doomsday preppers always keeping rusty tins of food in their basement but never building springhouses and smokehouses and paddocks for future livestock 🤨 those canned peaches are only going to bring you so far babe

[byjove]

are you going to study medicinal herbs and their cultivation or are you just going to keep stockpiling weapons like a little bitch 😩

[byjove]

going to shoot your way out of an infected cut, dumbass?

[rianphin]

[sporegobble]

[bugpumpkin]

[captain-watercress]

[captain-watercress]

Update my dad would not be nearly as nice as my mom

[hwardlaunch]

The umbrella on its way to the academy idk I didn’t watch the show

[wizardjpeg]

and btw the seas are fully dried up

[loveamongthesailors]

cant take a bus to the beach to fact check this one right now but reblogging to spread the word just in case

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

how would the bus driver know when to stop

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[waspinfested]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[indoraptorz]

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Fixed

[inthefallofasparrow]

[double--cross-d]

This post is a train wreck.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[gaymoods]

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

[inthefallofasparrow]

[homunculus-argument]

gotta love how in 2012 Tumblr, all the replies on even slightly weirdly worded posts and replies were like "oh mY GOD what did I just read" and "THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE IS ON DRUGS" and a long series of Superwholock gifs of people flailing and laying face down on the ground and generally overreacting

and in 2022 someone can just calmly post shit like "off I fuck on my weekly journey into the deep murky woods to snort a line of ants off the Woodland Ghoul's dick" and nobody even comments, they'll just quietly nod like yeah mood and reblog that shit.

Maybe a faint little "yeah that's valid" hiddne quietly in the notes.

[the-ryuchan]

We all got old and tired

[bloodraven55]

that some people respond to any well-foreshadowed reveal with “ugh that plot twist was so predictable” proves bad faith criticism has rotted their brains to the point they think it’s bad writing if they can correctly identify information the writers were intentionally giving them

[bloodraven55]

like you do realise that the entire point of set up and pay off is that you’re supposed to pick up on the clues the writers give you right? you do understand that plot twists only work when they retroactively make sense bc there were hints building up to the reveal right??

[meschkinnes]

Portrait of an unidentified woman standing outdoors wearing a blouse with exaggerated sleeves, 1896

[vortigone]

fuck with me

[modogoblin]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

doing my damnedest to free myself of the “just gotta get through this week” “only x more days til the weekend” mindset & learn to appreciate each day for whatever it is lest i be driven to madness

[moveslikekeithrichards]

so what if tomorrows monday i have leftovers & maybe this week i will make soup. maybe ill see a cat. maybe each day will show me something worthwhile even if im tired & maybe i can enjoy it

[moveslikekeithrichards]

if u are negative on this post im blocking u ! some of us are trying to get better

[weaselle]

[mechandra]

herding

[transfemininomenon]

where would we be without them

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

[darkacademiavibes]

Borrow books, share pdfs, email ebooks. Understand that academia is expensive. Make it more accessible, help someone gain knowledge. Dismantle the disparity with second-hand books and hand-me-downs. Share. Share. Share.

[guerrillatech]

[overdramaticntrue]

ughhhhhhhh im trying to take over the world but my incessant need to make anagrams of my top secret plans keeps giving me away

[edgysaintjust]

Reverse bimbofication meme but it's a french aristocrat picking up the social contract and slowly becoming a revolutionary

[edgysaintjust]