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carm | they/them | 28 pfp: @ventox.bsky.social banner: @wolfgirl420.bsky.social welcome to the the goof gallery

[negligentblogowner]

id love to be ur dog so i could beg for water ur boiling on the stove

[bunnycocaine]

can i interest you into getting stupid fucking high with me

[christianstepmoms]

[girlballs]

If onion and garlic were girls, I would let them frot inside my mouth.

[wyntonyang]

BREAKING: Undertale stageplay in development, in collaboration with songwriter Lin Manuel Miranda

[ryebreadedd]

they should bring back the name Wolfgang tbh.

[ryebreadedd]

?

[despazito]

[my-dailydreams]

[neenarchive]

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

[hemipenal-system]

humiliation kink (debugging anything on linux)

[hemipenal-system]

linux is really cool except for how when anything breaks your options are Wiki That Doesn't Have The Answer or Discord Server Full Of Idiots

[werewolvesnearyou]

how to fix your life, pg 2

[werewolvesnearyou]

HOW TO FIX YOUR LIFE

page 1

[the-future-is-chrome]

mythical

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[tamamita]

Now I don't think that's true at all

[tamamita]

ohhh, my bad then

[fapper]

What me and jay saw on my hinge yesterday

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading