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#i’m sorry leftmost kitchen drawer

the hotel I’m staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. I’m in Heaven

steelplatedhearts

this is the best day of my life

steelplatedhearts

update: my shoe is a chew toy

miss-floral-thief

@hiyari8

strawberryamanita

@wawaposting For you mein freund 🫶 /plat

wawaposting

Legendary wawa post.... luckiest mf in the world found the gates of heaven at a random hotel

rumwik

Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

needs-more-hugs

I have placed her in a more fitting setting

bisexual-engineer-girl

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

socialmaya

scorchroots

I've never loved anyone as much as I love Ursula Le Guin

wizardarchetypes

i was parked at the beach yesterday and a Real Biker Dude pulled up beside me. Like on a big handlebar motorcycle with his whole life packed onto it. a real rambling man. a son of the highways and byways. and he looked down at my mini-series purple e-bike and he was like "what a sweet little thing! how's it ride?" and we talked my e-bike specs. i said i liked his motorcycle and he was barely interested in talking about it except to tell me where he got it in case i ever want one. but he loved my little bike.

this is a problem for me because now i feel respected and powerful so from now on i'm gonna roll up with my e-bike to other guys on their motorcycle and be like "sick bike. reminds me of mine if it were less space efficient..."

wizardarchetypes

i'm gonna go to leather bars and start calling myself a biker instead of a cyclist.

the-quasar-hero

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

rimonoroni2

i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this

rimonoroni2

that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???

humanpersonface

I think it is very important that everyone see the good boy in question. His name is Buford.

liquidstar

"it's hard to find an anime without egregious fanservice" it's bc you're only watching shows made for 13 year old boys. Put down the shounen jump

poetrylesbian

kakyoinryoko

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

kakyoinryoko

this has rendered me speechless

pukicho

You’re going to “turn my frown upside down”?

Yeah. Over my dead-fucking body. Over my dead-fucking body.

willgrahamscock

Your pronouns sound like someone clearing their throat

you guys find new ways to hate crime every day

willgrahamscock

my gender is now canceled everyone stop perceiving it

bogleech

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??