whattheeff.

i'm danielle, and i like a lot of stuff. this is that stuff.(:

[dialogic]

A purple bell pepper is possible . . . Reblog if you agree

[jagar--tharn]

SEASONS GREASONS

[aletheyass]

they need to invent a version of me who can go to sleep before 1am

[halos2moved]

thank god for people making waffle houses In Infinite forge

[acidgirl]

austin powers receiving cbt: smashing baby

[acidgirl]

austin powers about cognitive behavioral therapy: oh behave

[leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082]

surprised no one on here is talking about the snoopy toy who they put in artemis i for the moon trip

[leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082]

he’s in a space suit y’all don’t worry

[remade-stopframevevo]

My spotify literally wont let me stop listening to hotel california its not letting me play anything else and every time i hit play its just hotel california

[remade-stopframevevo]

[shesarainbeaux-deactivated20221]

won’t lie to u bestie, i have been imagining pleasures of the flesh from time to time

[unstablecryptid]

[rottingfacade]

washing machine cycle ending explained

[emopunkgirl]

wise words

[byjove]

don’t forget this important gem

[badjokesbyjeff]

Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.

[positivelycarey]

Jeff this is not a bad joke

[joyflameball]

Jeff this is not a joke it’s a prophecy

[badjokesbyjeff]

I am convinced the only reason people work for SpaceX is to make this prophecy a reality

[lackofcreativitywillkillme]

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST

[c-again]

[undertaker-02]

Reblog to let Apollo hit Jeff with the gift of prophecy

[bug-in-space]

[ruinedchildhood]

[kristina100000]

[fallingtowers]

i could write this out as sheet music

[fallingtowers]

like this

[picklerocket]

Where else am i gonna see a scene girl get subtitled by sheet music ?

[elierlick]

Your annual reminder to not donate to Salvation Army!

[jellycreamjammedart]

“be quiet” i think the f not

[funnytwittertweets]