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shoutout to that one time i scrolled past chainmail at like 2-3 am as a kid and immediately heard an insanely loud thud outside. put the fear of god in me

hi chloe. it was very well-timed snow falling off the roof right after i scrolled past an image that said “if you dont repost this in 20 seconds he will be outside your window (png of a monster)”. once in a lifetime experience

meltymoths

Ah you see I thought you meant chainmail as in armor. My mistake

knight materializes outside of my house to beat the everloving shit out of 11 yr old me

biomic

saru brother

ohthewhomanity

OK but aside from the funny, this is the gorilla doing its best to correct a gorilla faux pas! Gorillas don’t make eye contact except as a challenge. They avoid looking at each other directly as much as possible. So this fella just accidentally slid forward and looked the human right in the eye and went “oooooops” and turned FULLY around to go “I have no quarrel with you!”

it’s crazy when the protagonist and antagonist are character foils

we hate each other but you make me who i am

we are morally / philosophically / ideologically opposed but also fundamentally similar in ways that create a unique connection between us

and the most devastating of all: we are actually the same person except one of us is the photonegative. two sides of the same coin

beardedmrbean

alamuts-lair-of-madness

Practical effects, puppets and robots at fan conventions are becoming more and more mind boggling, while Hollywood continuously pretends, that they’re “unrealistic” and CGI is the one true way going forwards.

meetmeinthematinee

*steps up onto soapbox*

HOLLYWOOD KNOWS CGI ISN'T BETTER THAN PRACTICAL.

It's just CHEAPER and faster. Practical is done by skilled artisans and trades people THAT ARE UNIONIZED.

CGI workers ARE NOT UNION and therefore aren't subject to the pay, hourly caps & protections that union workers are. That's why CGI is both cheaper AND faster. People are crunched to death to churn out that work as fast as possible. CGI studios that push back against ridiculous production schedules? Yeah, they get blacklisted.

This is also why there's a massive push for non-scripted shows as well--reality tv / unscripted workers are also NOT UNION. It's cheap & fast and no one is owed shit at the end of the project.

it is both normal and healthy to have protective maternal feelings towards tiny bottles of condiments

i just want my children to be safe and happy in life

#when I was little my grandmother had a bottle of tiny Tabasco just like the one in the last picture #and I played with it like a doll. made clothes and hats and all kinds of things#for this tiny bottle of Tabasco

normal and healthy

it is both normal and healthy to have protective maternal feelings towards tiny bottles of condiments

i just want my children to be safe and happy in life