Stuff and Things

30. Oregon. I literally reblog everything.

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[dogpuppy]

[ryebreadgf]

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

[ryebreadgf]

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

[thememedaddy]

[dogpuppy]

[eroscestlavie]

normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy

[noknowshame]

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful

[the-enchanted-little-star]

[fondesmode]

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

[the-enchanted-little-star]

[shesarainbeauxx]

do u have a crush on me yet or do i need to reblog some more stuff with you in mind

[menloathe-moved]

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

[bedupolker]

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

[softdomsworld]

i like clingy. i like when someone grabs my hand to show im theirs. i like being the first person you want to tell when something exciting happens. i like coming back to an “i miss you” text and getting random late night calls just to hear my voice. little gestures that show im important and that you enjoy having me in your life

[academic-vampire]

𝔩𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 𝔥𝔞𝔷𝔶 𝔣𝔞𝔦𝔯𝔶𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔢

[yoursoftdombf]

Keep looking at me like that and we will end up in bed cuddling <3

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly