There’s really nothing more defeating than sliding in some pussy on that first stroke
….. and you just feel it immediately …..
“its gonna be a short night… what am i going to do?”
“… is this bitch gon start trippin???”
“maybe if I take it out and slap it on her ass a few times”
“…. damn that only bought me an extra 8 strokes, back to square one”
“start thinking about spiders. yeah imma think about spiders”
“if she keep throwing it back just fake like you got a leg cramp”
Boy
wow my ex used to always get a leg cramp and I just thought he needed to stretch before sex or some shit
The leg cramp is an advanced stall tactic.
Pro level moves include:
Pulling out and Eating the pussy and buying yourself extra an extra 5 minutes
Pulling out and pretending you want her to beg for it but in reality you 3 strokes over your stroke limit.
And ELITE niggas will just bust and adopt the “I got mine you better find yours” tactic but I’ve never been bold enough to try that
the most elite maneuver is to pull out and tell her to ride you by the time she stop complaining and sits on the dick you rejuvenated and got a full 30min
LMAO^
ayoooooo!!!!! lol
Lmaooo where the lies at
It all makes sense now 🤔
😂😂😂 the last comment
Woooooow y'all fake 😭
It….all makes sense….oh my gah.
but the second go around, it’s like the pussy leveled up. now you don’t know if you want to pull out or become a father
😂😂😂😂
Throw this entire post away
The comment with the spongebob gif is too accurate
Lmfaooooo all of this made me laugh
Until you get a girl who loves to ride…😈
^^^^^
And it’s fucked up cause you pulled out already and once she get on she’s NOT STOPPING 😩
You start thinking about Baby names, homeschooling & what type of hair care products yo children finna need because she bouncing like she definitely wants twins
You done told her you bust 39 Bounces ago and now the Pussy Mariana Trench level moist and you there like :
Lmfaoo😂
